Welcome back to Smallhorns interviews!
This week we learn a little more about the legendary Bettercallsaul, the village idiot.
So here it goes!
Q: Hello Bettercallsaul, how are you today?
A: Mind your own business.
Q: How did you get into visiting escorts & why?
A: Trip to Amsterdam when I was young and decided to sample the delights
Q: What age were you when you first met an escort?
A: I was 19 but not again until I was 30.
Q: What is your view on married/attached guys visiting escorts?
A: No real view,everyone's life is different so I would not judge anyone,it's not something I would do but that's just me.
Q: When selecting an escort what do you look for?
A: A pulse.
Seriously I look for fit body good looking young lady's with reviews I trust that do the favourites I enjoy. (having a lot of reviews here can mean very little depending on who left them.
Q: McGregor or Aldo?
A: Aldo,he will beat the crap out of Mc Gregor.
Q: Boobs or ass?
A: Both but I always check out the boobs first.
Q: Tom Rambo or LVT?
A: Neither,one is a deranged loon and so is the other.
Q: Did you sit on Laura Boldrinis lap yet?
A: Not yet but very very soon,I have to add she is stunning.
Q: Have you ever made an appointment off the back of another members review (whom people trust) & had a terrible experience?
A: Before I signed up here I had a lot of punts after reading reviews that were total fakes,I have a fair Idea who to trust now and thankfully have had a lot of great visits.
Q: What age do you think Willie Wacker is?
A: Mentally about 10
The body though I would say carbon dating would be the best way to find out.
Q: Do you think Tom Sand will ever get a date other than a sheep?
A: Do Goats count?
Q: Where did Zilch go?
A: Nowhere,he posted today,well I am sure he went to work and perhaps on a punt?
Q: Do you prefer Blowjobs or sex?
A: Depends on my mood at the time.
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: No,I don't have time to take care of a dog and that's the only pet I would have.
Q: Would you trust me to take care of your pets?
A: Not even after they were dead and buried,I remember what you did to that poor cat.
Q: Which do you prefer Tea or coffee?
A: I drink coffee in the morning and tea in the evening so both.
Q: If you were to go on a mad night on the town, which three forum members (Clients only) would you bring along? And how do you think the night would end for each person?
A:
You: your night would end asleep in the corner of a pub after a fight in the bathroom with what turned out to be the mirror.
Wacker:He would probably spent the night trying to stop you getting your head kicked in.
Rambo:His night would end the second I got near him (joke rambo I would never hit anyone with your condition)
Me: My night would end like most nights out with either a date or a punt and I would abandon ye lot as soon as I could.
Q: Have you ever taken a souvenir from an escorts room?
A: No that's weird
Q: Who irritates you the most on the forum & why?
A: Nobody,I do laugh at how seriously some people take it though.
Q: Who do you think contributes the best content to the forum?
A: I only really read the fun bits and make some other threads into fun ones but If I had to pick I would say....ME.
Q: Who would win in a fight, JAMESCORK or Anon361?
A: Jamescork cause Anon 361 lost his cool and got pulled into rows here to easy,a calm head would be useful in a fight,even if it's an old Cork head.
Q: Why am I so loveable?
A: Because you believe you are.
Q: Thanks for taking part, Any other comments you wish to add?
A: Yeah,just one question really for you.
Q. What was the point of this and how can I get the five minutes it took to type back?
A: Fuck you Saul & Thanks again bud
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