escorts servicing young lads

[Catriona]

I should have asked you for id Catriona!

Just to have been on the safe side ;-)

Ha! So should I of you! ;-)

[Catriona]

To be fair, i think the majority of Irish people look way older than they actually are, whether its the weather/working outdoors or not looking after their skin etc, or perhaps, they never heard of botox, i'll never know….


Can think of 1 or 2 that actually look younger, that is all……..

Irish men in particular think moisturiser is something only for women. What a difference it can make!

[nonpareil]

Ha! So should I of you! ;-)

So I could have availed of my OAP discount.
I'll know in future ;-)

[nonpareil]

To be fair, i think the majority of Irish people look way older than they actually are, whether its the weather/working outdoors or not looking after their skin etc, or perhaps, they never heard of botox, i'll never know….


Can think of 1 or 2 that actually look younger, that is all……..

Wear Sunscreen.

Baz Luhrmann

He specifically directed this at freckly Irish.

I myself am in my early twenties but look exactly 57 and 7/8s.

We do have sexy accents that foreign women find irresistible however.

[nonpareil]

We are on a rock in the North Atlantic being battered by the weather. Hardly Blonde blue eyed material!

Fair skin.

Stay indoors.

Holiday in Iceland.

Red faced by middle age without having to drink a bottle of whiskey a day.

Maybe this is why escorts keep saying I'm shy.

Or else the red cheeks are a side effect of viagra

[TonyStark]

Tbh I apparently look younger than what I am and people here and when i go to Thailand are shocked when i tell them. Was told I have a babyface by two escorts I met. Problem is I like to be clean shaven when I visit as even a bit of stubble and I look like a scruffy bugger. I hate using the phone so that and mixed with nervousness when phoning makes me sound a bit younger too, before confirming a girl once asked me how old I was and sounded a bit undecided when I told her. Thankfully she accepted teh booking

As for the moisturizer comments, I have crap skin so have to use it which probably helps.

[nonpareil]

Jeez, did i hit a nerve

Off to Dundrum for a bit of shopping, bye kids

No but the dentist may on my impending visit.

Guess being from foreign climes you're still not up on Irish humour.

[nonpareil]

Moisturiser and lunch are for wimps.

(Though I'm sure Michael Douglas drowns himself in the stuff).

[SmallHorn]

Jeez, did i hit a nerve

Off to Dundrum for a bit of shopping, bye kids

You can hit my nerve anytime

[Catriona]

Moisturiser and lunch are for wimps.

(Though I'm sure Michael Douglas drowns himself in the stuff).

Bio oil and brunch for the real men then