The Mystery of the Twenty Euro note

[SteveB]

I must admit, I am not much interested in disappearing currency.
Would be more interested if someone could tell me how to make it appear

[SteveB]

Spend time in the company of a pretty lady in any circumstances and money tends to disappear..

[ford pefect]

Had a sexy time with an escort tonight. Everything great, except when I am in the lift and realise that my wallet is 20 Euro shy. I guess I spent a little too long in the shower. She is a naughty young woman!

I bring my clothes into the bathroom with me, no misunderstanding then

[EIFII]

i know but you can't leave one now
cause we would all be waiting to see who it is

No we wouldn't. Like who cares who she is.

I reckon she didn't like him, wouldn't welcome a return visit. So by stealing €20 she pisses him off, makes sure he doesn't return and makes a little extra into the bargain.

[lol brb]

You should only bring 3 things to an appointment
A good attitude
Good hygiene
And exact money.

[KevinACE]

Spend time in the company of a pretty lady in any circumstances and money tends to disappear..

ah would you stop it with he cliches, I am in pain here!

[SteveB]

ah would you stop it with he cliches, I am in pain here!

Got it. In the future, I will avoid cliches like the plague. They're old hat.

[nonpareil]

I bring my clothes into the bathroom with me, no misunderstanding then

Same here, or whichever pocket has the wallet anyway .
Few times I left it outside I was aware of it but nothing ever happened.
Depends who you are seeing.Almost any I have met I would have some confidence in .
Worse if it was a fifty ;-). Bring the exact amount as others suggest.

[KevinACE]

You should only bring 3 things to an appointment
A good attitude
Good hygiene
And exact money.

I am still learning then, it's lifelong....

[JAMESCORK]

Great... Witch Hunt! Witch Hunt!.....

I'll get the pitchforks....