for the record I propper lolld with the noise and splatter the last big one made
for the record I propper lolld with the noise and splatter the last big one made
tom sand (25-06-15)
funlover12 (25-06-15), nonpareil (25-06-15), tom sand (25-06-15)
Now that's my sort of woman!! Give me that in the bedroom any day!! Found a couple of women here that could get close to that but still searching for the illusive bodybuilder with the 26"+ thighs. Nothing better to get stuck between!!!
What if she busts you open like that poor melon, you'd look a right twat then.
"Hi, I need an ambulance, a lady with massive legs has crushed my pelvis and I require immediate medical assistance, I think my penis flew off and landed in Yorkshire & Iv got a pulpy melon substance lodged up the remains of my anal cavity"
Send nudes
tom sand (25-06-15)
SmallHorn (25-06-15)
cant be that bad if he could talk.
if you were going for realism this whould be better..
"agggghhhhhaaaaaaaa..aaaaaaaaagh, aggghhhhhhhaaa!"
"oh another ambulance needed at 741 evergreen terrace, shes crushed another wimpy pervert with chichen legs "
"aaaaaggghh, agggh...."
"your welcome, ambulance there soon sir (and when I say sir I mean ms ) "
tom sand (25-06-15)
SmallHorn (25-06-15)