Squats!

[funlover12]

for the record I propper lolld with the noise and splatter the last big one made

[nonpareil]

Busting melons and getting fruit bits up her crack dont do much for me tbh

Fruit is very healthy
She's getting her 5 a day.

[funlover12]

Fruit is very healthy
She's getting her 5 a day.

it was 3 as far as I could see

[SmallHorn]

it was 3 as far as I could see

Congrats on 8000 posts,

Convienent it is in your fave thread (thick man like thighs)

[JimmyB007]

Now that's my sort of woman!! Give me that in the bedroom any day!! Found a couple of women here that could get close to that but still searching for the illusive bodybuilder with the 26"+ thighs. Nothing better to get stuck between!!! ��

[SmallHorn]

Now that's my sort of woman!! Give me that in the bedroom any day!! Found a couple of women here that could get close to that but still searching for the illusive bodybuilder with the 26"+ thighs. Nothing better to get stuck between!!! ��

What if she busts you open like that poor melon, you'd look a right twat then.


"Hi, I need an ambulance, a lady with massive legs has crushed my pelvis and I require immediate medical assistance, I think my penis flew off and landed in Yorkshire & Iv got a pulpy melon substance lodged up the remains of my anal cavity"

[funlover12]

Congrats on 8000 posts,

Convienent it is in your fave thread (thick man like thighs)

and dont you know it, theyre big enough now,so no more gym for you bb

[funlover12]

What if she busts you open like that poor melon, you'd look a right twat then.


"Hi, I need an ambulance, a lady with massive legs has crushed my pelvis and I require immediate medical assistance, I think my penis flew off and landed in Yorkshire & Iv got a pulpy melon substance lodged up the remains of my anal cavity"

cant be that bad if he could talk.

if you were going for realism this whould be better..

"agggghhhhhaaaaaaaa..aaaaaaaaagh, aggghhhhhhhaaa!"

"oh another ambulance needed at 741 evergreen terrace, shes crushed another wimpy pervert with chichen legs "


"aaaaaggghh, agggh...."


"your welcome, ambulance there soon sir (and when I say sir I mean ms ) "

[funlover12]

Congrats on 8000 posts,

Convienent it is in your fave thread (thick man like thighs)

and only 7912 of them complete rubbish too, go me!

[tom sand]

and dont you know it, theyre big enough now,so no more gym for you bb

congrats on 8003 posts funlover12
do you want a congrats thread ?????