What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness?

**SmallHorn** · 26-06-15, 13:24

Originally Posted by nonpareil

Would have frozen the bollocks off you back in the ice age and your horn would've been even smaller

Smallstones.......

**nonpareil** · 26-06-15, 13:25

Originally Posted by tom sand

omg
that is two intelligent for me
let me try tho
the fake goods are good for us humans
they give us a mommy and daddy figure
that we want to please
some thing in common with each other
other wise we would be monkeys

Near enough
Monkeys are protohumans , they live in their own troupes/tribes.
We have managed the trick (thus far anyway) of living in a tribe of billions.

**nonpareil** · 26-06-15, 13:26

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

Smallstones.......

No stones......frostbite

**SmallHorn** · 26-06-15, 13:27

Originally Posted by tom rambo

You are god, I go to mass every sunday to taste your body, oh mightyful Smallhorn

You are one creepy bastard

**tom sand** · 26-06-15, 13:31

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Millions (probably not)! What makes you think you have a right or the ability to be happy?

I'm happiest when I'm miserable!

Correct. But I must be missing that gene. Oh, have I thought how much happier I would be if only I was a sheep (but not if Soft Lad came near me)!

O a sheep shagging joke
brilliant

**tom rambo** · 26-06-15, 13:33

For me fast cars and Sexy ladys,

**SmallHorn** · 26-06-15, 13:34

Originally Posted by tom rambo

For me fast cars and Sexy ladys,

Too school for cool

**nonpareil** · 26-06-15, 13:35

http://youtu.be/USR3bX_PtU4

**nonpareil** · 26-06-15, 13:36

Not to worry Tom Sand!
I'll get the hang of it , one day.

**SmallHorn** · 26-06-15, 13:37

Originally Posted by nonpareil

http://youtu.be/USR3bX_PtU4

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