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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    so you are saying
    He is saying that the English git swallowed a dictionary

    I should have more sympathy for the afflicted
    I too indeed struggle with the same complaint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Puerile.
    That's another one to be bandied about if someone develops the "EIFII Superiority Complex Syndrome",- well described in the medical journals ; I believe.
    Being superior to the majority of the client posters on here is not an achievement to write home about

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    EIFII thanked you post
    the little raskcal
    Indeed I did, because he made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by EIFII View Post
    Being superior to the majority of the client posters on here is not an achievement to write home about
    Yeah you should Skype home about it.
    I'm the one for the quill and parchment.
    You're right about client posters
    Anyway we're only kicking our heels in the hopes an escort might post something for us needier types.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmileySarah View Post
    Well guys i am thinking that it is a machine so you can fcuk yourself without needing a man
    does it ejaculate too then, you cant beat the real thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    You can buy dildos that ejaculate.
    milk or cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    I would imagine what ever you put in it.
    Itching powder it is so

    Send nudes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Itching powder it is so
    Slavetoyou probably has it shoved in somewhere at the moment.
    Tom Sand's sheep and Miss Alisha' s slave,
    The gifts that keep on giving.

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