Hey Lizzy, firstly i just want to say i don't really know you as i have only just joined, but from what i have read so far theres allot of people here who have a beef with you, me i just find the attitude hot but im a weirdo, anyway you should use it to your advantage.
I dont know if you liked to be spanked but if you do you could offer that to all those who are pissed at you, you would make loads of money, 5 euro/pound a spank
Sure you may need a good proctologist after wards but those guys are hilarious, so its actually an added perk!
Anyway just a thought,
if you do it, split the profits? my idea? or you could just let me kiss it better (see previous weirdo reference)