Now why would I go up to heaven? What have I got in comen with that lot? Down in hell there is a bar dirty women and like minded sex addicts .... Going down is the way forward.
Now why would I go up to heaven? What have I got in comen with that lot? Down in hell there is a bar dirty women and like minded sex addicts .... Going down is the way forward.
Who loves ya baby......!!
nonpareil (22-06-15)
I'm probably going to hell anyway
this came in to my mind
when i think about the devil
Seems like a good excuse to link some AC/DC
tom sand (22-06-15)
Man sells his soul to the Devil.
When he dies he goes to Heaven and meets God.
He tells God that he is surprised because he didn’t think Heaven existed. God says yes, a lot of people don’t believe. He also tells God he didn’t believe he existed either. God says yes, I know. He then tells God he sold his soul to the Devil. God says, yes I know but I doubt if that is a legal contract. He also tells God he led a very bad life. God says he knows that too.
He asks God why he is in Heaven, having led such a bad life. God says that he would prefer people led a good life and believed in him, but he was a loving forgiving God and forgave everyone and welcomed them to Heaven.
The man then saw a totally enclosed area and he asked God what it was. Oh, that, he says. That is where we keep all the Free Presbyterians and the Practising Catholics. They think they are the only buggers here.
Sangria? ....