Where are all the soapstars?

[Liz McDonald]

I'll be your friend Nick. I want to be the man with no names friend too. He seems so sexy and sweet. I always make fast friends

My mother used to say I was a slapper. I used to say so what I'm not denying it, I'm proud to be one
I'm thinking of retiring though, I've been on the game for the best part of 20 years. I'm pushing 40 now so I'm no spring chicken. I can still pull the younger fellows

[JR Ewing]

What about me, I thought you wanted to be my friend. We'll keep it our little secret. I think the bedroom needs a good cleaning. I'll show you the way

[Liz McDonald]

Lead the way kind sir. When we're therrrre you can take your clothes off because we are going to get down and dirrty together.

[JR Ewing]

Just as long as old Sue Ellen doesn't find out

[The Man With No Name]

You son of a gun. Treat that Sue Ellen lady with respect

[sue ellen]

Just as long as old Sue Ellen doesn't find out

Hi JR, this is Sue Ellen leaving a message on your answering machine huney. i,m sitting up in bed waiting for you JR. i,m raring for some of your ol fashioned texas romancin cowboy. dont be late home from the office durlin. you know working late isn,t good for our marriage. see ya soon bigboy, dont be long, i,m wearing your favorite silky negligee xxx

[JR Ewing]

I'm on my way darlin. I was just having an afternoon nap. I'll be right there. Old JR is horny tonight

[gene hunt]

You son of a gun. Treat that Sue Ellen lady with respect

ok mr clunt eatwood why dont you earn the respect of this soap opera and show us what your supposed to be good at

between you and me, there,s a very very.............er............foul....yes thats right FOWL creature here that has broken a few medieval laws that no one else but me knows about.

You mr eatwood have a good reputation of catching such vagabonds for rewards yes?

theres a bounty bar in it for you

[JR Ewing]

Good man Gene. I might have a few more off the record jobs for you

[Liz McDonald]

Don't worry jr, I'll saaaay nothing about ouuurrrr secret liason, for a price