I'll be your friend Nick. I want to be the man with no names friend too. He seems so sexy and sweet. I always make fast friends

My mother used to say I was a slapper. I used to say so what I'm not denying it, I'm proud to be one
I'm thinking of retiring though, I've been on the game for the best part of 20 years. I'm pushing 40 now so I'm no spring chicken. I can still pull the younger fellows