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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Writing a poem for a loved one then yes i guess that's ok but writing it for an escort where there is supposed to be no emotional attachment then i think is a bit freaky.
    But the slavetoyou is a different scenario .
    hahhahah can you imagine a guy going to an escort.

    I have a gift for you he says.

    Ohhhhhh deary your so sweet, You my fav customer you are. What is my gift? (thinking chocs, cars, helicopters etc).

    A poem.

    Fuck you she says,
    Westside.

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    I've wrote quite a few 'poems' over the years for boyfriends, friends & family.
    Dont think I ever actually gave any of them to the boyfriends though!
    The rest were all very well received

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Writing a poem for a loved one then yes i guess that's ok but writing it for an escort where there is supposed to be no emotional attachment then i think is a bit freaky.
    But the slavetoyou is a different scenario .
    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    hahhahah can you imagine a guy going to an escort.

    I have a gift for you he says.

    Ohhhhhh deary your so sweet, You my fav customer you are. What is my gift? (thinking chocs, cars, helicopters etc).

    A poem.

    Fuck you she says,
    Westside.
    Old mother Hubbard
    Went to her cupboard
    To fetch poor Rover a bone
    When she bent over
    Rover took over
    And gave her a bone of his own

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakelanders View Post
    Old mother Hubbard
    Went to her cupboard
    To fetch poor Rover a bone
    When she bent over
    Rover took over
    And gave her a bone of his own
    Bestiality- tut, tut.What a fecking horndog.
    A dog does actually have a bone in his boner, It's called the os penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Mie rhymes
    its entitled

    "Fleas"

    Adam
    had'em

    Bollocks
    When Adam was a boy ,
    Before paper was invented,
    He wiped his ass,
    On a tuft of grass,
    And walked away contented.

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    Adam and Eve
    Snakes who deceive
    Want to believe
    God to perceive
    Apple to receive
    Oh, what a peeve!
    It's all make believe
    Eve don't thieve
    Cause then you will conceive
    And never get reprieve.

    Genesis:3..24

    How's that Joe Brolly ; for rhyming? (I mean Tom Sand).

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Writing a poem for a loved one then yes i guess that's ok but writing it for an escort where there is supposed to be no emotional attachment then i think is a bit freaky.
    But the slavetoyou is a different scenario .

    I am a very emotional creature


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    hahhahah can you imagine a guy going to an escort.

    I have a gift for you he says.

    Ohhhhhh deary your so sweet, You my fav customer you are. What is my gift? (thinking chocs, cars, helicopters etc).

    A poem.

    Fuck you she says,
    Westside.
    It's all about the presentation………



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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Adam and Eve
    Snakes who deceive
    Want to believe
    God to perceive
    Apple to receive
    Oh, what a peeve!
    It's all make believe
    Eve don't thieve
    Cause then you will conceive
    And never get reprieve.

    Genesis:3..24

    How's that Joe Brolly ; for rhyming? (I mean Tom Sand).
    not good man
    and i know you did not rob it of the internet
    because its rubbish
    it should have been called
    just worlds that rhyme with Eve
    very sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    When you were a little girl and innocent as sin
    you'd sit there on your own and slip a finger in
    now your all grown up and full of womanly charm
    you can get 4 fingers in and half ur fuckin arm.......




    Shit did i really write that.Now i shall run for cover
    charming

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