Crash diet regime ........

[Genie in a Bottle]

.....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

3. Must be guaranteed success

Any informed suggestions ??

What! you trying to lose or gain weight

[Curvaceous Kate]

What! you trying to lose or gain weight

You could lose weight with 6 glasses of red wine per day at 250 ml per glass. No food allowed though, unless you like celery?

[Genie in a Bottle]

You could lose weight with 6 glasses of red wine per day at 250 ml per glass. No food allowed though, unless you like celery?

and you could also lose the will to live very quickly too. I love my spuds and meat too much

[DreamCatcher]

How much weight do you want to lose?

[Curvaceous Kate]

and you could also lose the will to live very quickly too. I love my spuds and meat too much

It's not a diet I would recommend, but he seemed more interested in the wine than the food.

I find M&S is good for diets if you like your meat and 2 veg kind of thing. They have these cute little meals which are relatively low calorie and make calorie counting a doddle.