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    Default Crash diet regime ........

    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    What! you trying to lose or gain weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    You must be going on holidays in 5 weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie in a Bottle View Post
    What! you trying to lose or gain weight
    You could lose weight with 6 glasses of red wine per day at 250 ml per glass. No food allowed though, unless you like celery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    He needs to find the jade monkey before the next full moon
    I WAS SENT BY HIM WHO IS CALLED I AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    .....required urgently and none of this " balanced " diet crap. I want the full monty in order to achieve incredible results within a 5 week period, with only the following conditions;

    1. Lots of red wine to be a MUST in the diet

    2. no tiredness or loss of vitality allowed

    3. Must be guaranteed success

    Any informed suggestions ??
    Go Vegan and exercise - close thread
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    i am fat two

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    Best you could do if insisting on guzzling the wine would be
    - small portion of porridge for breakfast
    - lots of salad with chicken or turkey for lunch
    - tin of salmon or more chicken/turkey for evening meal with more salad
    by salad I mean lots of green like lettuce or spinnage, some tomatoes, no dressings
    throw in small amount of nuts here and there
    - replace above with lean red meat and brown rice a few times a week

    if you are fat you should drop maybe the most of a stone in 5 weeks presuming at the moment your diet isn't clean and you are eating bread, potatoes, take aways chips.
    Last edited by SecretaryLover; 07-06-15 at 23:23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SecretaryLover View Post
    Best you could do if insisting on guzzling the wine would be
    - small portion of porridge for breakfast
    - lots of salad with chicken or turkey for lunch
    - tin of salmon or more chicken/turkey for evening meal with more salad
    by salad I mean lots of green like lettuce or spinnage, some tomatoes, no dressings
    throw in small amount of nuts here and there
    - replace above with lean red meat and brown rice a few times a week

    if you are fat you should drop maybe the most of a stone in 5 weeks presuming at the moment your diet isn't clean and you are eating bread, potatoes, take aways chips.

    Id love a kebab right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by SecretaryLover View Post
    Best you could do if insisting on guzzling the wine would be
    - small portion of porridge for breakfast
    - lots of salad with chicken or turkey for lunch
    - tin of salmon or more chicken/turkey for evening meal with more salad
    by salad I mean lots of green like lettuce or spinnage, some tomatoes, no dressings
    throw in small amount of nuts here and there
    - replace above with lean red meat and brown rice a few times a week

    if you are fat you should drop maybe the most of a stone in 5 weeks presuming at the moment your diet isn't clean and you are eating bread, potatoes, take aways chips.
    Thanks, that might just be doable, so long as I dont die of boredom in the meantime !

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