Ever got lost on an Escort Appointment?

[Kenton]

I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.

You've earned it mate, sounds fuckin awful, I've been there myself, ye just feel like the eyes of the world are on you n know exactly what you're there for, I knocked on the wrong door once, horn went right off me!