Ever got lost on an Escort Appointment?

[Playitsam]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

That's fine when you live on the lower floors but throwing from the fifth floor is a bit more challenging . I don't see it till its half way down then I have to reposition with the reflexes of a Kilkenny county hurler going for the high ball . I have visions of some other lad jumping and catching it first . She will have to have a referee out side the door .

[bollocks]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

If you put the keys in a condom, it wont make so much noise, if it hits the ground

[Playitsam]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

And don't put the key in a little pink purse, do you know how awkward that feels ?

[nonpareil]

I was waiting for that John. It's true but at the same time after you had a woman clearly confronting you and suspicious and the escort ringing you calling you a time waster meaning you are not even there at the location well the idea doesn't seem so good anymore. I am guilty to a certain extent of being apartment dyslexic but my intentions were honest. I wasn't try to ness anyone around. I was genuinely uncertain.

Confidence , assertiveness and saying little go a long way.
And if the escort is getting overly narky, say goodbye.

[jakelanders]

Sounds like you need to go and get laid

Lol .......... He did try

[Clueless]

I spent half an hour going up and down Ringsend looking for an apartment- I nearly gave up several times but I persevered and met her But I was tired and pissed off by the time I met the girl -Nice girl though - not around any more

[philipkntz]

Yep. Took a wrong turn once, missed the pink, ended up in the shit.

[jjf]

I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.

Once went out the wrong door (they all looked identical) and had to hop a fairly tall gate to make my exit post-appointment!

[themanofwar]

but got lost coming out of the shower and took the wrong door and went into room of her friend who was on top another guy

[bootboy]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

!An escort here did that to me and me standing on the pavement on the street outside I thought it was actually very cool,it made it quite obvious that I was just going to visit a good pal !