Elizabeth this is what happened when I was in the dungeons of E-I

[gene hunt]

Yo man wiv no name man dat b uz dat kidnapped yoz as da O man/lizzie has put a fatwah on yo head bro. We be bizzy rounding up all these waifs n strays who are loose on these boards. hate ta break da bad news but uz were blindfoled an it was lizzie dat woz doin all those nasty fings to ya bro.

n she enjoyed it a little bit to much fo uz liking she one determined jizz hadist

look what we have here gunga-din and his merry band of char wallah

good to see you boys are on the same side as me, i have a little job for you and your van

oven ready eddie is guilty of.........er..............crimes against humour yes, under section 23 abuse of ancient jokes section thats right, yes, too much corn has made him corny....

I want him brought in for "Questioning"

and dont you boys be fucking up and trying any of that revolutionary stuff

OR YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN YOU NEXT TIME YOUR ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND