I don't know how true it is but I read on a message board once a guy who said both him and his dog fuck his girlfriend and she loves it. I've often thought about that and fantasized about having a girlfriend and a dog like that. Unfortunately right now I have neither.
And if you can find a dog that’s into watersports you’ll never leave the house again
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