Guys who don't know how to shower!!

**bettercallsaul** · 20-01-16, 21:59

Originally Posted by Sonyaxx

Maybe for you its a joke, but this is a reality for some people!

It was a joke but also had a hidden meaning,I actually know from escort friends in the past and not so distant past how many guys have no Idea what hygiene means and it really is tragic.

**bettercallsaul** · 20-01-16, 22:01

Originally Posted by themanofwar

we must understand too that some people still smell even after washing well, its no fault of their own and this may lead others to think they are dirty people

Would those people not bring strong deodorant with them and explain why they had it to the lady? This bit I never understood

**bettercallsaul** · 20-01-16, 22:02

Originally Posted by notbadforanoldman

Sorry the rumours are true saul .the only thing hard about you are your socks

My socks are soft,I lubricate them a few times a day,If and when I stop they would indeed be hard.

**knibbs** · 20-01-16, 22:04

I don't shower until my boxers are capable of standing by themselves,

by showering too often you're only washing away the sexy masculine natural oils that women find so irresistible , aint that right sonya?

**bettercallsaul** · 20-01-16, 22:06

Originally Posted by knibbs

I don't shower until my boxers are capable of standing by themselves,

by showering too often you're only washing away the sexy masculine oils that women find so attractive, aint that right sonya?

Agreed,men know wehn to shower,and they get hints along the way,only last week my boxers made their own way to the washing machine,I took that as a sign and will have a shower next week on the strength of that.

**knibbs** · 20-01-16, 22:11

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Agreed,men know wehn to shower,and they get hints along the way,only last week my boxers made their own way to the washing machine,I took that as a sign and will have a shower next week on the strength of that.

at least yours made their own way to the washing machine, i had to take a knife to mine to prise them off me, mine takes the whole idea of sticking together a bit too far

**alcatel** · 22-01-16, 02:54

Go retro.
Have a bath.

**Mister Anderson** · 22-01-16, 03:10

Pfffff.

Sneeze on some fucker and then tell them you might possibly have a strain of necrotizing fasciitis. Odds are the fucker will dive in the shower and scrub the flesh clean off himself, thus depriving the disease of its duty.

**alcatel** · 22-01-16, 03:19

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Pfffff.

Sneeze on some fucker and then tell them you might possibly have a strain of necrotizing fasciitis. Odds are the fucker will dive in the shower and scrub the flesh clean off himself, thus depriving the disease of its duty.

Odds are the filthy fucker, without the benefit of Google, would think it was some kinky item on the favourites list.

**HardOnCommand** · 22-01-16, 10:29

You should just send him back to the shower until he is clean enough! He's the one being rude, not you! He sounds like an utter gobshite to be honest. Worst case scenario, you could hop in the shower with him and help him out, give him the MME (Mammy Experience)

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