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    some men and women too do have a bad odour even after showering, I know several guys that play rugby and cycle regularly and shower thoroughly straight after and still have a rather bad odour and they dont realise it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey O leary View Post
    Its hardly the place to be discussing clients hygiene is it, People blowing it all out of proportion and badgering other guys about their hygiene without knowing the true circumstances,
    I notice that the true professional Escorts didnt comment and stayed off this thread.
    Just because i am a professional escorts i want to give my client the best time! And when there are problems is better to make them clear instead let them think that i don't enjoy the time spend with him! I don't think you would like to step into my room and feel a bad smell from the previous client! So i am thinking always to do my best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonyaxx View Post
    I am sorry to hear about your problem and trust me i know a lot about it from a friend of mine who have the same problem! If i was an ignorant human being i would made this thread even worse! Of course you are talking about your point of view and i respect that, but my experience like an escort teached me to make difference between people who have medical problems and people who think that if you are an escort you have to stand everything!! I didn't give a name or details and i will never do that so please be a little more chill!
    Ok so you do know the difference and youre 100% sure, makes me wonder
    and in what way could you have made it worse, its just not right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey O leary View Post
    Its hardly the place to be discussing clients hygiene is it, People blowing it all out of proportion and badgering other guys about their hygiene without knowing the true circumstances,
    I notice that the true professional Escorts didnt comment and stayed off this thread.
    I don't know if there are medical reasons or not, but the stories ive heard from escorts over my time punting, its been about bad personal hygiene, some have made me heave just being told about it, ..I wouldn't even let them in my house, let alone get close and personal with them. Not only is it totally disrespectful but also shows lack of respect for yourself in whats basic social human behaviour.
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable87 View Post
    Yet again, guys who can't, don't know how, or simply won't wash themselves grace our beloved boards... Sorry for your trouble in this regard Miss Sonya, I know it's got to be rude, unpleasant, and absolutely disgusting to get clients like this!

    If I had a euro for every thread about this topic I've read, I'd probably have enough for an hour with a lady of my choice!

    The ladies in past threads on this topic have given a shopping list of excuses that some guys have used as to WHY they 'can't' shower, my favorite of all-time being guys who claim that their wives might get suspicious if they actually CAME HOME CLEAN, or smelling like shower gel that's different from what they have at home!?!

    To this excuse, I advise these eejits to purchase themselves a few travel-sized bottles of shower gel and deodorant, so they can just bring them along with them to the booking! I carry my rucksack with me pretty much everywhere, and I've got my travel-sized shower gel and deodorant spray tin ALWAYS in the bag, so it's with me anywhere and everywhere I go. No reason other lads can't do the same, or stash them in the car. If the shower gel provided by the lady (and they always have them available at their in-call locations) isn't your brand the wife buys for you at home, just get yourself the travel-sized bottle, rinse it out and fill it with your normal gel! NO EXCUSES for being smelly when visiting an escort is acceptable! And as for the guy(s) that would actually say the wife would be suspicious if he DIDN'T come home smelling like the arse-end of a dead animal, to these guys I say this:

    If you DID come home for once NOT smelling of DEATH, you might ACTUALLY get the occasional ride off the wife again, thus saving you visit to the escort in the first place!


    As for the guys that go to the shower, get sent back in again, and yet still manage to gross-out the ladies, I don't know what to tell them; I've no idea how to run a tutorial for grown men on HOW TO WASH THEMSELVES! Actual self-washing techniques ought to be both taught at a very young age-- or be EXTREMELY OBVIOUS-- but to those who are apparently still incapable or unwilling to figure it out, I say that you all deserve to be refunded your money and politely and swiftly shown the door by the escort, because the ladies definitely expect (and deserve) better than that.
    I have men shower gel!!!

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    Relax
    Don't be so thin skinned
    or touchy
    Last edited by nonpareil; 04-05-15 at 21:33. Reason: In reply to the Incredible Sulk----and such an apt user name :-):-):-):-):-);-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIncredibleSulk View Post
    Ok so you do know the difference and youre 100% sure, makes me wonder
    and in what way could you have made it worse, its just not right
    I told you that i could make it worse IF i was an ignorant human!! I could use more bad words!! That is the worst i can do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonyaxx View Post
    I have men shower gel!!!
    I'm just as happy with ladies shower gel ;-)

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    C'mon, if someone has a medical condition that means they are smelly all the time, then they should simply not book escorts, its just too up close and personal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonyaxx View Post
    I told you that i could make it worse IF i was an ignorant human!! I could use more bad words!! That is the worst i can do!
    The Incredible Sulk!!!!!!!

    ROFL and PMSL

    ( Will need the shower gel after the second above)

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