Guys who don't know how to shower!!

[amylove69]

Unfortunately there are men of a certain generation that have an adverstion to water. And many more that mammy never showed them how to wash themselves. I think it will only get worse now that the water charges are in!

It's not a certain generation problem, it's a personal hygiene problem.

[clarelad]

Thank you! Maybe i really am!

Of course you are call down to limerick sometime

[nonpareil]

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The new fragrance from Channel

The one that escorts swear by

(Or should that be swear at........).

[TheIncredibleSulk]

I don't know how ye put up with it,from what i have read from this tread,lads what's going on don't be so disgusting and get a grip

youre getting to sound like a broken record now, very annoying indeed and its not always about personal hygiene, don't you not realise it could be a medical condition which I do have too and which constant showering can make it worse, nervousness can make it worse more, why people are so ignorant and comment without knowing the true facts is beyond me.
If I was this guy and the escort was calling me smelly and degrading me like this on a public forum( and yes this guy could be reading this, did she ever think how low he would be now reading this). This thread is very bad form indeed.

If you need further details on this condition i'd be happy to explain it all to you and the effect it has on our lives

[Cable87]

Yet again, guys who can't, don't know how, or simply won't wash themselves grace our beloved boards... Sorry for your trouble in this regard Miss Sonya, I know it's got to be rude, unpleasant, and absolutely disgusting to get clients like this!

If I had a euro for every thread about this topic I've read, I'd probably have enough for an hour with a lady of my choice!

The ladies in past threads on this topic have given a shopping list of excuses that some guys have used as to WHY they 'can't' shower, my favorite of all-time being guys who claim that their wives might get suspicious if they actually CAME HOME CLEAN, or smelling like shower gel that's different from what they have at home!?!

To this excuse, I advise these eejits to purchase themselves a few travel-sized bottles of shower gel and deodorant, so they can just bring them along with them to the booking! I carry my rucksack with me pretty much everywhere, and I've got my travel-sized shower gel and deodorant spray tin ALWAYS in the bag, so it's with me anywhere and everywhere I go. No reason other lads can't do the same, or stash them in the car. If the shower gel provided by the lady (and they always have them available at their in-call locations) isn't your brand the wife buys for you at home, just get yourself the travel-sized bottle, rinse it out and fill it with your normal gel! NO EXCUSES for being smelly when visiting an escort is acceptable! And as for the guy(s) that would actually say the wife would be suspicious if he DIDN'T come home smelling like the arse-end of a dead animal, to these guys I say this:

If you DID come home for once NOT smelling of DEATH, you might ACTUALLY get the occasional ride off the wife again, thus saving you visit to the escort in the first place!


As for the guys that go to the shower, get sent back in again, and yet still manage to gross-out the ladies, I don't know what to tell them; I've no idea how to run a tutorial for grown men on HOW TO WASH THEMSELVES! Actual self-washing techniques ought to be both taught at a very young age-- or be EXTREMELY OBVIOUS-- but to those who are apparently still incapable or unwilling to figure it out, I say that you all deserve to be refunded your money and politely and swiftly shown the door by the escort, because the ladies definitely expect (and deserve) better than that.

[Mickey O leary]

Its hardly the place to be discussing clients hygiene is it, People blowing it all out of proportion and badgering other guys about their hygiene without knowing the true circumstances,
I notice that the true professional Escorts didnt comment and stayed off this thread.

[nonpareil]

If escorts banned all the dirty bastards business might be slow.

[nonpareil]

Its hardly the place to be discussing clients hygiene is it, People blowing it all out of proportion and badgering other guys about their hygiene without knowing the true circumstances,
I notice that the true professional Escorts didnt comment and stayed off this thread.

They don't want to frighten away their dirty bastard clients (oor make the clean ones start worrying)

[nonpareil]

Its hardly the place to be discussing clients hygiene is it, People blowing it all out of proportion and badgering other guys about their hygiene without knowing the true circumstances,
I notice that the true professional Escorts didnt comment and stayed off this thread.

I think SonyaXX is a true professional escort.

She's got enough male dopes ,stirred up anyway, even ones on the opposite side of the country
(Although I was well aware of her quite some time ago.)

[Sonyaxx]

youre getting to sound like a broken record now, very annoying indeed and its not always about personal hygiene, don't you not realise it could be a medical condition which I do have too and which constant showering can make it worse, nervousness can make it worse more, why people are so ignorant and comment without knowing the true facts is beyond me.
If I was this guy and the escort was calling me smelly and degrading me like this on a public forum( and yes this guy could be reading this, did she ever think how low he would be now reading this). This thread is very bad form indeed.

If you need further details on this condition i'd be happy to explain it all to you and the effect it has on our lives

I am sorry to hear about your problem and trust me i know a lot about it from a friend of mine who have the same problem! If i was an ignorant human being i would made this thread even worse! Of course you are talking about your point of view and i respect that, but my experience like an escort teached me to make difference between people who have medical problems and people who think that if you are an escort you have to stand everything!! I didn't give a name or details and i will never do that so please be a little more chill!