OMG......Although this is funny, I find it hard to believe tht there are still adults in the wrld tht do not know how to clean thier own ass. FFS ......Ladies if they cant clean thier bum do you really think they deserve to be spending time in your company?

But in saying tht I once heard of a certain escort who didnt offer a shower to her clients, but instead offered baby wipes! (thts a knacker shower). So luks like it swings both ways.