Mile High Club

[Cosa Nostra]

Any lady travelling to UK during September from Dublin?

Book your flight (preferably mid-morning during the week) and let me know the flight details.

Ideally dress executive style, hair up, oversized shades, powerful perfume (Opium or similar), travel alone, priority boarding, constantly talking on iPhone6, serious attitude.

Once the refreshments trolley comes out, head for the toilet at the back of the plane, lock the door and I will follow and knock 4 times quickly. Open door and let me in. Envelope exchanged and straight down to business, no talking, done and dusted in 5 minutes. Tidy ourselves up and return to seat as if nothing happened.

My only concern is that I might get frisked at security on suspicion of concealing an iron bar in my trousers.