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    Cool Mile High Club

    Any lady travelling to UK during September from Dublin?

    Book your flight (preferably mid-morning during the week) and let me know the flight details.

    Ideally dress executive style, hair up, oversized shades, powerful perfume (Opium or similar), travel alone, priority boarding, constantly talking on iPhone6, serious attitude.

    Once the refreshments trolley comes out, head for the toilet at the back of the plane, lock the door and I will follow and knock 4 times quickly. Open door and let me in. Envelope exchanged and straight down to business, no talking, done and dusted in 5 minutes. Tidy ourselves up and return to seat as if nothing happened.

    My only concern is that I might get frisked at security on suspicion of concealing an iron bar in my trousers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Any lady travelling to UK during September from Dublin?

    Book your flight (preferably mid-morning during the week) and let me know the flight details.

    Ideally dress executive style, hair up, oversized shades, powerful perfume (Opium or similar), travel alone, priority boarding, constantly talking on iPhone6, serious attitude.

    Once the refreshments trolley comes out, head for the toilet at the back of the plane, lock the door and I will follow and knock 4 times quickly. Open door and let me in. Envelope exchanged and straight down to business, no talking, done and dusted in 5 minutes. Tidy ourselves up and return to seat as if nothing happened.

    My only concern is that I might get frisked at security on suspicion of concealing an iron bar in my trousers.

    Obviously this is not a genuine client request or your just cheap. You can't arrange all and pay for the flights?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Obviously this is not a genuine client request or your just cheap. You can't arrange all and pay for the flights?
    Canít book the flight for the Lady as I would need name, as on passport (plus nationality and date of birth ), and I reckon this is privileged info.

    Cost is up to the Lady to decide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Can’t book the flight for the Lady as I would need name, as on passport (plus nationality and date of birth ), and I reckon this is privileged info.

    Cost is up to the Lady to decide.
    Ha, ha got me there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Ha, ha got me there!
    Maybe also be in international airspace, so mightn’t even be breaking the new law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Maybe also be in international airspace, so mightn’t even be breaking the new law!
    There is no international airspace between Ireland and the UK.

    Solution - take your chosen lady to a more distant and exotic location
    Just can't give this mad shit up

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    Closest I ever came to joining was a shag in a tower block in south London

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    Quote Originally Posted by patmustard View Post
    Closest I ever came to joining was a shag in a tower block in south London
    Penthouse in D2, heaven!

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    Or ballymun towers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Any lady travelling to UK during September from Dublin?

    Book your flight (preferably mid-morning during the week) and let me know the flight details.

    Ideally dress executive style, hair up, oversized shades, powerful perfume (Opium or similar), travel alone, priority boarding, constantly talking on iPhone6, serious attitude.

    Once the refreshments trolley comes out, head for the toilet at the back of the plane, lock the door and I will follow and knock 4 times quickly. Open door and let me in. Envelope exchanged and straight down to business, no talking, done and dusted in 5 minutes. Tidy ourselves up and return to seat as if nothing happened.

    My only concern is that I might get frisked at security on suspicion of concealing an iron bar in my trousers.

    Ime thTs a standard knock youd probably want to go for something a bit more.......exclusive, like say 34 knocks, and hope its her insteady of an already angry constipated bastard that opens the door and knocks you out and sends you and your fantasy to the ground in flames


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