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    I'd say they have a better chance than most of us Sinners
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Strap a bomb to yourself and you'll get seven virgins. 
    That's only the bargain basement bomber, the real deal , fully fledged martyr bomber gets 70 virgins.

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    What do I have to do to get a few sluts. Heaven appears to be full of virgins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    What do I have to do to get a few sluts. Heaven appears to be full of virgins.
    Muslim Heaven.
    You can convert and become a martyr.

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    It sure feels like i'm in heaven when i'm with some of the angels we have here

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    I wont be doing any outcalls
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    Some escorts show you the way to heaven alright

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Sarah View Post
    I'm going to hell so for anyone who's coming with me there will be blowjobs continued after earth
    Form an orderly queue now folks!
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylove69 View Post
    I wont be doing any outcalls
    Ah where is your Christian spirit?
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Strap a bomb to yourself and you'll get seven virgins. 
    Seven - I'll have you know that seven constitutes a brothel - you know!
    Seek and you shall find!

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