i THINK I LL NEED TO THROW OUT OVEN,IT SMELLS
sorry for caps
Dolly u sound like having an eating disorder.....i m not joking,i m serious,i used to do similar things with food or just simply starve...,and getting excited that it did not got from my mouth on my waist or hips......
I m still lurking sometimes ;-)
Last edited by Oven Ready Eddie; 05-01-09 at 16:11. Reason: tripped on my high heels ducky
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ZOE-ANNA! and she has been neglecting her doormat duties, my clothes weren,t properly ironed and there was a tiny bit too much milk in my cuppa, nor was it stirred properly
now if thats not a crime i dont know what is
and that OVEN READY EDDIE has been using an alias as a conman trying to woo her, just to steal money from aunt lizzy,s purse
Sling yer hook cotton or I’ll lock you in you’re room like Pete Beale did.
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oi you, i want a word. now a reliable little dickie bird has been telling me that your up to no good. well?????
what have you to say for yourself CLARENCE????
Youre trying to get round hot lizzy just to steel money from her purse, aren,t you? OWN UP! come on, youve got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course
tell us about your crimes eddie, thats right, sing like a canary
Sling yer ook Koan or ill lock ya in ya room like Pete Beale Dun you muppit.
Not how you wrote it i dont think you are Clarry, cos i know who it is and it aint eddie but i do think he maybe eggnog or babs - cos i dont know who they are or ron and reg but they could be another.
Your cockney aint that good - no wat i mean darlin.
You need any help do feel free i would be only to, to happy to help one.
Ciao for now me old cock. Lizzy xxxxxxxxx