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    I have a girlfriend. Her name is Getrude Thelma Farnsworth-Olsen. Nice girl, always pops into existance whenever a certain kinda booking has run its course.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendmychasis View Post
    how many of the female escorts are actually married or in a relationship here and how many are single
    On second thoughts and a bit of research I have discovered that 99.99% of escorts are either married or in a long term relationship,,,it seems that all their husbands and boyfriends are useless in bed so they become escorts to get sexual gratification from all the experienced punters out there

    it also turns out that all are addicts so they charge to support their habit - Brown Thomas and as we all know Beautiful women are like magnets to beautiful things which I'm sure everyone can understand

    So next time you're with one of the beautiful escorts, do your best to help them and bring a Brown Thomas gift card or a bit extra to show your support and gratitude
    Last edited by hornylimerick; 29-04-15 at 08:00. Reason: And mind your own business!!!

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    What would you like me to be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    On second thoughts and a bit of research I have discovered that 99.99% of escorts are either married or in a long term relationship,,,it seems that all their husbands and boyfriends are useless in bed so they become escorts to get sexual gratification from all the experienced punters out there

    it also turns out that all are addicts so they charge to support their habit - Brown Thomas and as we all know Beautiful women are like magnets to beautiful things which I'm sure everyone can understand

    So next time you're with one of the beautiful escorts, do your best to help them and bring a Brown Thomas gift card or a bit extra to show your support and gratitude
    Would you like me to bring my silver polish round? Got to keep that suit of armour good and shiny

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendmychasis View Post
    how many of the female escorts are actually married or in a relationship here and how many are single
    Re for partners<<<can y stopppppppppppppppp it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! i think the people know who gotta this message!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherry View Post
    Re for partners<<<can y stopppppppppppppppp it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! i think the people know who gotta this message!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYiVntJ9pkU

    if i give a respect i would appreciate the same.......... y a welcome

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