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    After a somewhat mediocre visit to an escort I had the first few months of 2015 disillusioned with the whole idea of Escorts. I found the mindset that I was looking at the ladies I have enjoyed spending time with, through rose-tinted glasses and that I wouldn't bother again.

    Enter a Brazilian Goddess to the site, and I was filled with that curiosity again of 'Can this woman actually be as she advertises?'

    So, after MONTHS of putting it off, I bit the bullet and made a booking. The sexy voice was the first thing which made me smile. The feeling of anticipation as you near the building, and the nerves it has to be said, and that nagging doubt of whether you are going to actually meet the woman in the pictures.

    I need not have worried. the door opened, and standing behind it was a vision of beauty. Not only was she the girl in the pics, but her face was just as cute as at was sexy.

    I'd forgot how skilled the most of these ladies are at making you feel 10 ft tall. I'd forgot how whatever physical act takes place is only half the experience.

    The truth is, that instead of criminalizing visiting an escort, they should be encouraging it in certain cases.

    With this lady (and I mean Lady) for just over half an hour out of what has been a truly difficult few months, I was her 100% focus. No responsibility, no what if/maybe and no commitment on either side. Someone who was interested in me, albeit I am totally aware I was paying for it, and someone who pinpointed things to make a big deal out of when chatting, which made me actually look at myself a bit more positively.

    I cannot believe that in times of depression (from which I suffer) the powers that be want to give us a criminal record for getting away from the daily slog for a while. They should be taking advice from these women (Amora VIP, Irish Sarah, Great Kamilla and Evelin spring to mind) instead on how to deal with male depression, as suicide was in the news again recently.

    Yes, there are some bad experiences with Escorts to be had. But through all my tough times, that half an hour / hour out has sometimes given me the lift i need to face life a bit more positively.

    So, before they strike a pen and sign away our right to "Buy Sex" as they call it, I bet you if they took off the prudish, religious cap and looked at the actual evidence, they'd be asking you ladies for advice.
    Last edited by Red79; 26-04-15 at 18:51.
    The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.

    This man is not clever

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    I visit escorts to remind myself I'm still alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red79 View Post
    After a somewhat mediocre visit to an escort I had the first few months of 2015 disillusioned with the whole idea of Escorts. I found the mindset that I was looking at the ladies I have enjoyed spending time with, through rose-tinted glasses and that I wouldn't bother again.

    Enter a Brazilian Goddess to the site, and I was filled with that curiosity again of 'Can this woman actually be as she advertises?'

    So, after MONTHS of putting it off, I bit the bullet and made a booking. The sexy voice was the first thing which made me smile. The feeling of anticipation as you near the building, and the nerves it has to be said, and that nagging doubt of whether you are going to actually meet the woman in the pictures.

    I need not have worried. the door opened, and standing behind it was a vision of beauty. Not only was she the girl in the pics, but her face was just as cute as at was sexy.

    I'd forgot how skilled the most of these ladies are at making you feel 10 ft tall. I'd forgot how whatever physical act takes place is only half the experience.

    The truth is, that instead of criminalizing visiting an escort, they should be encouraging it in certain cases.

    With this lady (and I mean Lady) for just over half an hour out of what has been a truly difficult few months, I was her 100% focus. No responsibility, no what if/maybe and no commitment on either side. Someone who was interested in me, albeit I am totally aware I was paying for it, and someone who pinpointed things to make a big deal out of when chatting, which made me actually look at myself a bit more positively.

    I cannot believe that in times of depression (from which I suffer) the powers that be want to give us a criminal record for getting away from the daily slog for a while. They should be taking advice from these women (Amora VIP, Irish Sarah, Great Kamilla and Evelin spring to mind) instead on how to deal with male depression, as suicide was in the news again recently.

    Yes, there are some bad experiences with Escorts to be had. But through all my tough times, that half an hour / hour out has sometimes given me the lift i need to face life a bit more positively.

    So, before they strike a pen and sign away our right to "Buy Sex" as they call it, I bet you if they took off the prudish, religious cap and looked at the actual evidence, they'd be asking you ladies for advice.
    Good post.

    Your an amateur my friend. I don't mean that in a bad way for all I know you have visited hundreds of escorts. What I mean is you have not been punting for that long or at least not in the bad old days.

    I have been punting for twenty one years now. And I have had every bad experience under the sun up to and including being robbed & assaulted.

    I have become very cynical and have learned the hard way not to put up with & see bullshit when I see it. I don't say this lightly E-I have there issues but they have been a great help to me. Especially the forum. I have said this before but you have to wade through pure shit to find pure gold.

    Beleave me when I say MOST of the girls on here are sound and try to keep there reputation so you won't be done. But you still have to be careful. Even popular escorts will chance there arm if they think you are a fool (the minority).

    Don't give up punting you are in the golden era. At least you didn't have to curb crawl or visit massage parlours ( I don't use the word escort here!)

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    I've been quite lucky. I've only had a few experiences which were bad. Escorts who either no longer advertise now or have deactivated their reviews now.

    Onward and upward my friend.
    The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.

    This man is not clever

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    Honestly, I visit because i'm shy, nerdy, and an ugly duckling and no ordinary sane lady would look twice at me

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    I visit because I have a fetish for exporting money to Eastern Europe.

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    I visit them coz yeah does fill u with excitement an hopin it is the girl in pics, you've trawled to reviews to makes suff u find excactly the kinda lady u want . And yeah as nonpareil says. It keeps ya feeling alive�� these girls do a great service,make u feel like the only man alive when its good. Everyman had there own reasons I presume.. Great stress reliever! And the no stirings.. Everyone wins! �� happy punting gentlemen. Great post!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton View Post
    Honestly, I visit because i'm shy, nerdy, and an ugly duckling and no ordinary sane lady would look twice at me
    A very genuine reason,,,,,,,,,,,,,but I dont imagine you are ugly,,,,,,,,,,,,,Picking up girls when you are drunk at a disco, would put me off. Whats wrong is that the ways of meeting the opposite sex are weird

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