From my experience 60% of escorts are dyslectic and don't know left from right, and the outer 39% are colour blind which usually means the door isn't red but a very dark pink. Other 1% are fine.
Unfortunately most ladies don't have a clue where they're located and absolutely hopeless at giving directions to exactly where they are situated!!!!!
Never fully gotten lost but been told once or twice by an escort to get lost.
Last edited by nonpareil; 20-04-15 at 11:13.
circumcised guy (20-04-15), Meursault (20-04-15), SmallHorn (20-04-15), SophieX (20-04-15)
I don't know Belfast well, so only had 3 appointments with 3 different escorts in Belfast. Been a bit since my last punt, going to make another one soon.
I was sure I posted in this thread earlier, what could I have said or done to have my post removed?