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    where is the other half youngirishgirl

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    Touring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungIrishgirl View Post
    Such a boring day so far, what to do. Any ideas for a saturday evening?
    You could advertise and meet intellectual people such as me......Gobshite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    It's 5pm and it's still warm enough outside for you to go catch some flies. Dead ones are fine to so have a look around the window sills. You could then spend the rest of the evening building a fly army.


    A cavalry of Diptera cadavers.



    Bareback!

    Shocking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    You could advertise and meet intellectual people such as me......Gobshite
    Then she would be really bored


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Bareback!

    Shocking.
    It's alright, the horse is on the pill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    It's alright, the horse is on the pill.
    Horse tranquilisers?

    Date rape drugs?

    Sneaky bloody flies

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Horse tranquilisers?

    Date rape drugs?

    Sneaky bloody flies
    Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion, no compromise.

    But it's okay, the fly gets his comeuppance in the end, an old woman swallows the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. To cut a long story short she eventually ends up having to also swallow the horse.

    She's dead - of course.
    Last edited by Jiberjabber; 11-04-15 at 18:50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    It's 5pm and it's still warm enough outside for you to go catch some flies. Dead ones are fine to so have a look around the window sills. You could then spend the rest of the evening building a fly army.


    A cavalry of Diptera cadavers.



    The offspring of the above would be a horsefly.
    You city slickers won't know them, but in warm, sunny weather they land and bite you on the skin - especially if you are near to horses or cattle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Have you ever heard of insect politic? Neither have I. Insects don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion, no compromise.

    But it's okay, the fly gets his comeuppance in the end, an old woman swallows the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. To cut a long story short she eventually ends up having to also swallow the horse.

    She's dead - of course.
    Horse cut up and put into burgers presumably.

    Either that or in the cheap lasagne. :-D:-D:-D:-(

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