half a pineapple for breakfast, and a whole pineapple for lunch.
Get at me ladies!
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I had..
half a pineapple for breakfast, and a whole pineapple for lunch.
Get at me ladies!
Stephanie (10-04-15)
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Doe,s that mean you ate one and half pineapples today soOriginally Posted by Hugh ArYa
half a pineapple for breakfast, and a whole pineapple for lunch.
Get at me ladies!
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Hugh ArYa (10-04-15)
Heard avocado also does wonders.
Hugh ArYa (10-04-15)
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Yes, so farDoe,s that mean you ate one and half pineapples today so
Great! I'm taking a lady to a mexican restaurant tonight. I'll orded guacamole. It'll be pure nectar by the time we get down to it.
Oh she's a lucky girl
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A date, its been a long time since I've had one.Yes, so far
Great! I'm taking a lady to a mexican restaurant tonight. I'll orded guacamole. It'll be pure nectar by the time we get down to it.
Oh she's a lucky girlEnjoy the expectation.
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I have a feeling that the Mexican food is going to be counter productive unfortunately.Yes, so far
Great! I'm taking a lady to a mexican restaurant tonight. I'll orded guacamole. It'll be pure nectar by the time we get down to it.
Oh she's a lucky girl
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Make sure you do your own taste test first cherub. You could just save yourself time and buy a really good sex toyhalf a pineapple for breakfast, and a whole pineapple for lunch.
Get at me ladies!
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Hugh ArYa (10-04-15)
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A date, its been a long time since I've had one.Thanks. Yea it was a great nights crack, but I'm afraid the pineapple and avocado flavouring wasn't needed or tested, so I'm back here... shoppingGotta have respect for a guy who preps for a ladyHope you have a very sweet, fun night!
, lol
ha, you might be right
Ah sher I've lots of time to spare. And I'd see her as more than just a sex toy. I'd say she's mighty at cooking and cleaning.Make sure you do your own taste test first cherub. You could just save yourself time and buy a really good sex toy
So you think I should sample it just to know for the next night. I might give it a go but it's all a bit Bear Grylls. I have nothing to compare it to either. A dry sauvignon blanc maybe if the pineapple hasn't worked the magic?
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Thanks. Yea it was a great nights crack, but I'm afraid the pineapple and avocado flavouring wasn't needed or tested, so I'm back here... shopping
, lol
ha, you might be right
Ah sher I've lots of time to spare. And I'd see her as more than just a sex toy. I'd say she's mighty at cooking and cleaning.
So you think I should sample it just to know for the next night. I might give it a go but it's all a bit Bear Grylls. I have nothing to compare it to either. A dry sauvignon blanc maybe if the pineapple hasn't worked the magic?
That was a funny episode when Bear Grylls drank his own cum alright
Oh hang on a minute here, I originally thought you had selected a lady from here who advertises CIM and were indeed being a decent chap and preflavouring it like chilli Doritos or something but now I'm reading this quite differently!
You were on a date with a muggle and were planning to piss in her mouth??
And it didn't happen ??? Really???? No shit ?????
Well, no..... You know what I mean.
So, some here in Hogwarts might consider you decent, many would consider you a pervert, but I think I can speak for the entire wizarding community here and say we all consider you an optimist
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Hugh ArYa (11-04-15)
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Yea I suppose I’m a glass half full type of bloke. (the glass is not half full of piss Mr Grylls, back off) In a world of trampolining elephants I believe anything is possible, even muggles enjoying sex.That was a funny episode when Bear Grylls drank his own cum alright
Oh hang on a minute here, I originally thought you had selected a lady from here who advertises CIM and were indeed being a decent chap and preflavouring it like chilli Doritos or something but now I'm reading this quite differently!
You were on a date with a muggle and were planning to piss in her mouth??
And it didn't happen ??? Really???? No shit ?????
Well, no..... You know what I mean.
So, some here in Hogwarts might consider you decent, many would consider you a pervert, but I think I can speak for the entire wizarding community here and say we all consider you an optimist
I do envy your ability to speak for absolutely everyone. I'm not sure how this became about pissing in or on people though.
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