What's the naughtiest thing you have done ?

[tom sand]

If you saw my Ma , I doubt you'd put it in to begin with.

She's long past the gilf stage I'm afraid.

your momma jokes
Yo momma so dumb she sticked batteries up her butt and said, "I've got da power!"

Yo momma is do dumb when two robbers stole her tv she chased after them saying you forgot the remote

Yo momma so fat You're dad went in , but never came out.

Yo momma's so fat when god said let there be light he meant for your mom to move out of the way.

no offence to any one or there momma's
its just a joke