Straight Male Convo

[naturis]

I think somebody is getting cranky!

oh gf has to step in break it up lads lol

[Chez]

Good to see new people on here, keeps it from going stale but its all a bit of fun so not to be taken too seriously.

[Hugh ArYa]

oh maybe because hes talking absolute shite maybe ?? sounds like you fancy him to he honest maybe he might finally get his first wage hahaha

oh gf has to step in break it up lads lol

Hahaha, oh my aching sides. Hilarious stuff lad, and not at all predictable
You're wasted here. You should be doing stand up or have your own show on television at least.

[Hugh ArYa]

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hoping you would have some kind of attractive feature coz it obviously ain't ur looks.

Just asking a bog standard question dude. How big is a male escorts penis? Nothing dick about that.......or is there

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right. Nothing dickish at all there.
Would you say that to a female advertiser then?
Weekend's too good to waste it teaching basic manners. Cheerio

[TheIncredibleSulk]

Just asking a bog standard question dude. How big is a male escorts penis? Nothing dick about that.......or is there




Hello sweetheart. Don't forget to pm me when you are advertising again.




Do I fancy Robbie ? Nope.........My original post was deleted but my intrigue was to do with me comparing myself to Robbie to see what my chances would be as a straight male escort.
You see I said he wasn't that good looking so he must be hung like a mule but 8" is hardly hung like a mule now is it so if I'm comparing myself to him them I have a very good chance as a straight male escort.
Now If I was to compare myself to the escort Mark Large and lets be honest. He's a fine looking fella ,well toned , has an advertising profile when he is here and his stats say he has a 10" penis..........now I have no chance if I compare myself to him.
Now he's not claiming to be straight so he has so many more advantages then me but hey ho..........

that is interesting zilch, robbiemac and YIG are,, correct me if im wrong together here as a escort couple and if you decided to meet them you didn't want to have the smaller pecker in front of the lady, better to compare and measure up here beforehand

[hamish]

It would be good to have an Irish escort couple but how does it work, it looks like the lady would be getting the best of both worlds here but would be interesting I must say

[nonpareil]

Just asking a bog standard question dude. How big is a male escorts penis? Nothing dick about that.......or is there




Hello sweetheart. Don't forget to pm me when you are advertising again.




Do I fancy Robbie ? Nope.........My original post was deleted but my intrigue was to do with me comparing myself to Robbie to see what my chances would be as a straight male escort.
You see I said he wasn't that good looking so he must be hung like a mule but 8" is hardly hung like a mule now is it so if I'm comparing myself to him them I have a very good chance as a straight male escort.
Now If I was to compare myself to the escort Mark Large and lets be honest. He's a fine looking fella ,well toned , has an advertising profile when he is here and his stats say he has a 10" penis..........now I have no chance if I compare myself to him.
Now he's not claiming to be straight so he has so many more advantages then me but hey ho..........

Men seem more concerned about ten inch penises than women quite often it seems.
l suspect some women would find them a pain , both the incessant talking about them and their use (too vigorously).

[TiffanyTees]

Men seem more concerned about ten inch penises than women quite often it seems.
l suspect some women would find them a pain , both the incessant talking about them and their use (too vigorously).

I get about 36" of average size penis a day so I'm happy.


Tiff xxx

[nonpareil]

I get about 36" of average size penis a day so I'm happy.


Tiff xxx

You should cut down.

Too much might be bad for the health.
(I think some of the 8 and 10 inch guys might need to visit Specsavers or else learn how to use a tape measure.

[TiffanyTees]

You should cut down.

Thanks I have today, I've been to get my hair, nails and spray tan done.


Tiff xxx