I love these tabloid headlines. "Fat blokes best in bed". Next week it will be "Skinny blokes best in bed"

Does a persons weight really help or hinder them in bed or is this purely a case of paper not refusing ink?

How do they define fat? I am not the skinniest type of guy — I know I carry a few kilos more than I should but I wouldn't say I'm excessively fat. I wonder if I were heavier or lighter would I be better in bed? I know I am not great in bed but somehow I don't think it is down to my weight!