Me, a stalker, i think not, the only stalker i get is the one in my trousers when i think of Malena and Carmen in full flow , now thats enough to stiffen any mans reslove to acquaint themselves with this delicious duo, something that i'm afraid that i have not have the pleasure of to date,.

Guilty Pleasures are only a phone call away.

Whats happening at Chealsea Lizzy, i hear that the training regime is not up to the special one's standards, players like Deco on the physio table when they should be doing their short sharp sprints, my inside sources reckon on some serious aggro to unfold, you can always tell whats up with a football team when their captain lets the team down, remember Gallas sulking last year, John Terry carving Osman a new one last week.

You need to get that Scolari fella in the sack and show him what a good session is really like, then tell him to get the finger out, oops, no pun intended.

Save it for a Sunny day