How Big Is Your Dick ?

[Hot Lizzy]

(1) Girth. The more girth it has the more area of the woman is stimulated.

(2) Fit. Some fit together better than others.This can be compensated to some degree by different positions and experimenting but this is more for a gf than an escort.

(3) How you use it. This is totally up to the woman.Some prefer behind,others front etc Some fast ,some slow.Also has to do with how the fit is as per above.

Thats my take on it.I think to a large degree length means fuck all.


Me?Id rather walk the dog ffs,
Westside.

Its not about the girth its about the length believe me - girth hurts if its to wide but if you can feel it deep inside you then thats what makes for a pleasurable time for both parties.........

Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this.......

Have a happy one and no drinking and driving..........


The One Who Knows......xxx

[Babs]

Ballincollig?Its only lately they have traffic lights.

Catching up with modern life,
Westside.

PS hung around Castle Park with an ex for six years.Used to pop into The Oriel House.Are they still rough spots?Long time since i was out that way.

Lizbet replied to a punter from Ballincollig that she did not know where it was a few days before her tour in the rebel capital Tim. I did the guy a favor and told her it was up near Donegal. (Sush now it worked as BC is still standing.)

I’m surprised she forgot about the place as I heard she was an escort back in the days of Empire and the barracks was her main source of income if ya know what I mean.

I’m getting the freedom of Ballincollig next week for my efforts in saving them from a fate worse then death.

You mustn’t walk that dog very far if you’ve not been to BC Tim. You can’t be Roy Keane as he would have the legs worn off the dog by now and is a regular at the guide dogs training center in BC. God that poor dog of his must be suffering since he left Sunderland.

[luther]

(1) Girth. The more girth it has the more area of the woman is stimulated.

(2) Fit. Some fit together better than others.This can be compensated to some degree by different positions and experimenting but this is more for a gf than an escort.

(3) How you use it. This is totally up to the woman.Some prefer behind,others front etc Some fast ,some slow.Also has to do with how the fit is as per above.

Thats my take on it.I think to a large degree length means fuck all.


Me?Id rather walk the dog ffs,
Westside.

Its not about the girth its about the length believe me - girth hurts if its to wide but if you can feel it deep inside you then thats what makes for a pleasurable time for both parties.........

Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this.......

Have a happy one and no drinking and driving..........


The One Who Knows......xxx

What the f...............
Now I'm really confused......
Have been saving up for the "enlargement" operation but now I've no idea is my hard earned coppers better spent on a little latitude or longitude????

Litttle help anyone???.....................

[Alec Horan]

marijuana, noel40, Oven Ready Eddie, rover

It would appear that ye are mixing up centimetres with inches !

(assuming its not millimetres of course....)

[Alec Horan]

What the f...............
Now I'm really confused......
Have been saving up for the "enlargement" operation but now I've no idea is my hard earned coppers better spent on a little latitude or longitude????

Litttle help anyone???.....................

it would appear that liz has a 'petercrouch' type pussy - narrow but long !

you are looking for a 'dannydevito' type pussy - wide but short.

[luther]

it would appear that liz has a 'petercrouch' type pussy - narrow but long !

you are looking for a 'dannydevito' type pussy - wide but short.

Actually, warm and moist would hit the spot me thinks!!!
Well, most of the time... see below...


MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

[Hot Lizzy]

Well the girls always told me it's not about the size, it's about how you use it so ..........
Do you thing I've been doin it wrong

Its all about the cryptonite babe thats what counts.

[JR Ewing]

Ladies I have the biggest cock you have ever seen. It's 12 inches long. I call it moby dick It can go as fast as a hammer drill. Linford Christie doesn't have a patch on it

[rover]

Does it only go up to 11 inches ? What happens if I get a hard on?

[The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh]

Its not about the girth its about the length believe me - girth hurts if its to wide but if you can feel it deep inside you then thats what makes for a pleasurable time for both parties.........

Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this.......

Have a happy one and no drinking and driving..........


The One Who Knows......xxx

while im still a bit soberish.Im talking on a general basis.On a general basis girth is more important than length.Im not saying that length means nothing or girth is everything.Im saying that a little more girth is better than a little more length.Im not saying that a 1/2" todger is fine if its wide.I do understand what you mean by too much girth but seriously how often does this happen?The average penis has plenty enough length in it to penetrate deep inside a woman anyway unless she wants to brush her teeth with it.Maybe anal it could.Do you understand now or will i go and book a spot on Dr Ruth for you?

Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this

I will so.Whats your neck size?
Westside.