It shouldn't be any trouble to a ghost. This topic should get more interesting later when everyones more drunk. Time to pop my second bottle of Lauren Perrier Rose.
It shouldn't be any trouble to a ghost. This topic should get more interesting later when everyones more drunk. Time to pop my second bottle of Lauren Perrier Rose.
Give us a drink Sue Ellen
10:30pm the last day of 2008, its freezing cold outside, I'm inside and crazy horny. No calls, cause they are all stupid watching the silver ball drop at Times Square... "whatever" I think American men are confused. Shouldn't they be dropping their own balls on New Years rather then watching a big silver ball drop in the middle of a street riot?
Well, Ill just have to masterbate myself. I certainly wouldnt be in this situation if I was in Ireland! I would have you all lined up back to back, fuckng me silly on the last day of the year!
Poor Dolly.... She really needs a good Irish shag soon enuf.
Last edited by DollyDarling; 01-01-09 at 03:29.
i used to work in a fruit and veg shop and one day these two old dears were looking at some carrots. one picked up a rather large carrot and said to the other
'this reminds me of my wedding night'
'what' her friend replied in horror 'is it the size of it ?
'no, its not that'
'is it the shape of it?' she giggled
'no , its the dirt of it!' she screamed with laughter
hey there
i think brenda know why i use the name big black lolxxx
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I had to pick the smallest option but my little Arnie is much smaller I vish I never spend so long pumping Iron and neglected my pooer little winkie. damn those steroids