Have a read of the rules of the message board Sweetie.

[ber]

Do you name your cattle like Gordon Ramsey named his pot belled pigs - Trinny and Suzannah?

Just wondered!


Liz

Afraid not lizzy the family is a little on the large side for that

[ber]

Dat woz’nt a threat govnar dat woz more a ‘suggestion’ one of ur cows just appen’s ta mooooo nlight for uz and we wanted ta clue u in das all. cor blimey ur a jittery little fing ain’t yah, been on the paddy petroleum again ave we? eh? The whatcha call it? Poocheen? what we really dun woz remove the studs from ure tracta mate

Ah jaysus thats it was wondering why i stopped suddenly and fell out the back window

[Ron n Reg]

We eard how u like da pto on full rev mate, u dirty dirty boy (ere can reg ave a go ?)

[Hot Lizzy]

Afraid not lizzy the family is a little on the large side for that

Please can you name one of your favourites after me........

I would be really chuffed if you did that........the one that gives out the best milk - they are that sort of cattle aren't they..........

Or just any one of them..........guess i will be soon at the old death house the abertoir.....

Spare a thought for me when you are eating your sunday roast........ xxxxxxx

Kisses to you Ber and thanks for doing that train and bus stuff, going to go home for a few days and then its easier for me to go from London City Airport to Galway........also being away not a bad idea to make sure all is okay at the coral before i go anywhere else.


Lizzy xxxxxx

[luther]

Please can you name one of your favourites after me........

I would be really chuffed if you did that........the one that gives out the best milk - they are that sort of cattle aren't they..........

Or just any one of them..........guess i will be soon at the old death house the abertoir.....

Spare a thought for me when you are eating your sunday roast........ xxxxxxx

Kisses to you Ber and thanks for doing that train and bus stuff, going to go home for a few days and then its easier for me to go from London City Airport to Galway........also being away not a bad idea to make sure all is okay at the coral before i go anywhere else.


Lizzy xxxxxx

Lizzy I know a guy that got married and said after the wedding, when he walked up the aisle he had 27 cows but when he walked back down he had 28!!!!
Do you really want to go there..........

[ber]

Please can you name one of your favourites after me........

I would be really chuffed if you did that........the one that gives out the best milk - they are that sort of cattle aren't they..........

Or just any one of them..........guess i will be soon at the old death house the abertoir.....

Spare a thought for me when you are eating your sunday roast........ xxxxxxx

Kisses to you Ber and thanks for doing that train and bus stuff, going to go home for a few days and then its easier for me to go from London City Airport to Galway........also being away not a bad idea to make sure all is okay at the coral before i go anywhere else.


Lizzy xxxxxx

They are indeed lizzy thats the type of sluts they are showing of their large udders
looking for compliments exhibitionists every one of them,refusing to cover up
So ill tell u what ill do ill name the first born of the spring after u and keep her
away from the rest of the riff raff and bring her up to be an elegant lady like u.
Then i will take her to all the dairy shows and win loads of prizes
Ill be the only one there with a posh cow.

ps might need u to come to see her a few times as she grows up
to put her right on etiquette as i wouldnt be knowledgeable on
theese matters as im only a commoner.
u know things like how to chew her grass properly
the correct way to eat from her bucket
not to flactulate in public (that be a difficult one id say)
and of course dress sense (match her halter with her eyes)
and finally liz we will share all the prize money and rosettes
that she wins ,imagine going to a Chelsea game with a rosette
pinned to your John Terry shirt that ure posh cow won
be better than the champions league
And her reward will be i promise not to eat her!!!!!!!!!!!

[ber]

Lizzy I know a guy that got married and said after the wedding, when he walked up the aisle he had 27 cows but when he walked back down he had 28!!!!
Do you really want to go there..........

and worse only half a farm

[The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh]

and worse only half a farm

shade her from all harm
and when i die i will give you
my little house and farm
my cows ,my dogs ,my horse and my many pigs and ??????????i dunno this part
and all the little chickens (thats for you Eddie) round the garden.


Yahoooooooo
Westside.

[Hot Lizzy]

They are indeed lizzy thats the type of sluts they are showing of their large udders
looking for compliments exhibitionists every one of them,refusing to cover up
So ill tell u what ill do ill name the first born of the spring after u and keep her
away from the rest of the riff raff and bring her up to be an elegant lady like u.
Then i will take her to all the dairy shows and win loads of prizes
Ill be the only one there with a posh cow.

ps might need u to come to see her a few times as she grows up
to put her right on etiquette as i wouldnt be knowledgeable on
theese matters as im only a commoner.
u know things like how to chew her grass properly
the correct way to eat from her bucket
not to flactulate in public (that be a difficult one id say)
and of course dress sense (match her halter with her eyes)
and finally liz we will share all the prize money and rosettes
that she wins ,imagine going to a Chelsea game with a rosette
pinned to your John Terry shirt that ure posh cow won
be better than the champions league
And her reward will be i promise not to eat her!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you thats very sweet but i dont wear that shirt i am a no 8 Frankie Lampard sort of gal although he is damned hot....... back in a couple more games.......

Lots of love and kisses and keep that Iron Bru nice and cold for me.........xx

See you in the Capital of Ireland....xxxx

[Hot Lizzy]

Lizzy I know a guy that got married and said after the wedding, when he walked up the aisle he had 27 cows but when he walked back down he had 28!!!!
Do you really want to go there..........

If you mean down the aisle.......NOT IN A MILLION........

xxx My favourite Lex........I alway liked Lex Luther....... although that is not your first name so dont all on here think that i named and shamed......its our little joke.

Lizzy