Do you have a drink when visiting an escort?

[Jiberjabber]

[Jiberjabber]

Eerily close
The story did involve ropes and tying arms akimbo to prevent touching and these two are also not touching as well as ropes and arms akimbo, there may be a prophet afoot indeed.

Kinky, is it bad that he has a rise in the sheets at a certain place

I would have thought that was the whole objective ...

[funlover12]

ok im fessing up, dafuq is dat supposed to be on the duvet covers even my creative brain is struggling with that one

I care about me , and what I like. I care about my enjoyment


The fact that it might be pleasing to my guy is incidental


I've said this time and time again : I am one of the most selfish people I know.


It is only good fortune and twist of fate , that I most enjoy myself in pleasing another >>


: Giving of myself to bring joy to my heart , as well as to the other's.






[I don't think you were getting personal or such nonsense , it's just easier on this Solar Eclipse morning to address 'you' directly ]


xxx

youve just described most people there, whether or not they will admit it to themselves that is. reality is there no such thing as a selfless act, as they doing it to make themselves feel good by way of doing things to make others feel good

[Klittyliker]

ok im fessing up, dafuq is dat supposed to be on the duvet covers even my creative brain is struggling with that one

Think it's the Turin Shroud....Heathen!!!

[Jiberjabber]

ok im fessing up, dafuq is dat supposed to be on the duvet covers even my creative brain is struggling with that one

The shroud of Turin. It's in the Argos Spring catalogue.








Ffs MacGyver, you need to go see a doctor or something? I've got some Hubba-Bubba and a box of matches in my pocket if that's any use ...

[Heathcliff]

I would have 2 or 3 redbulls

[funlover12]

The shroud of Turin. It's in the Argos Spring catalogue.








Ffs MacGyver, you need to go see a doctor or something? I've got some Hubba-Bubba and a box of matches in my pocket if that's any use ...

crucified with arms crossed, seems legit



jesus wept.

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crucified with arms crossed, seems legit



jesus wept.

Are you questioning the authenticity of something that's already been proven to be fake? In that case I agree, or disagree, depending ...

[funlover12]

Are you questioning the authenticity of something that's already been proven to be fake? In that case I agree, or disagree, depending ...

I copped it in about 4 seconds, how long did it take to suspect it was a fake then, jesus wept


again.

[Jiberjabber]

I copped it in about 4 seconds, how long did it take to suspect it was a fake then, jesus wept


again.

It was alleged to be his burial shroud. I suspect they removed him from the cross and tucked in his appendages (arms included) before wrapping him up for the three day Fed-Ex express delivery to the other side. Hands sticking out to the side would have been a sure fire giveaway.