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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    It was alleged to be his burial shroud. I suspect they removed him from the cross and tucked in his appendages (arms included) before wrapping him up for the three day Fed-Ex express delivery to the other side. Hands sticking out to the side would have been a sure fire giveaway.
    oh this gets better by the minute, so they thought that the physical impression that the body made on the burial shroud was down to the same principle why a cheap transfer tatoo works? pmsl, then I am saying this with an understanding of science hundreds of years later than when at the time they thought the earth was flat so makes sense I suppose. the question is when was it first thought to be a fake? dont make me google religon related bollox please.

    and if the answer is after 1900 then I will lose even more faith in humanity than I already have
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    oh this gets better by the minute, so they thought that the physical impression that the body made on the burial shroud was down to the same principle why a cheap transfer tatoo works? pmsl, then I am saying this with an understanding of science hundreds of years later than when at the time they thought the earth was flat so makes sense I suppose. the question is when was it first thought to be a fake? dont make me google religon related bollox please.

    and if the answer is after 1900 then I will lose even more faith in humanity than I already have

    You can pick any number of dates or methods for the when and how of its authenticity being brought into question but I think the earliest was 1847.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_...n_image_origin

    And still you have the current Pope encouraging people to 'contemplate the shroud with awe'

    Ah sure, there's one born every minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    You can pick any number of dates or methods for the when and how of its authenticity being brought into question but I think the earliest was 1847.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_...n_image_origin

    And still you have the current Pope encouraging people to 'contemplate the shroud with awe'

    Ah sure, there's one born every minute.
    I wasnt to far out! thanks.
    Last edited by funlover12; 23-03-15 at 17:02. Reason: yeah I know Im doin it wrong, its my joke afterall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    You can pick any number of dates or methods for the when and how of its authenticity being brought into question but I think the earliest was 1847.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_...n_image_origin

    And still you have the current Pope encouraging people to 'contemplate the shroud with awe'

    Ah sure, there's one born every minute.
    and thats the deal with religon, in science you can find a new idea/knowledge..it becomes the new 'know' rather than 'we think that..' all subsequent knowledge is then based off this,,,then someone comes along (like einstein for example) and says to paraphrase "no youre wrong there and heres why!" everyones like ok this is the new truth, and the original guy now proved wrong even if he spent his whole life living his reality be like "ok whatevs.." and shake the other guys hand and welcome the new knowledge................whereas in religon its no this is the word of god, he cant ever be wrong!!! now say 400 prayers for using that brain (that god didnt give you) for questioning his authority on absolute truth...peasant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    and thats the deal with religon, in science you can find a new idea/knowledge..it becomes the new 'know' rather than 'we think that..' all subsequent knowledge is then based off this,,,then someone comes along (like einstein for example) and says to paraphrase "no youre wrong there and heres why!" everyones like ok this is the new truth, and the original guy now proved wrong even if he spent his whole life living his reality be like "ok whatevs.." and shake the other guys hand and welcome the new knowledge................whereas in religon its no this is the word of god, he cant ever be wrong!!! now say 400 prayers for using that brain (that god didnt give you) for questioning his authority on absolute truth...peasant.


    Except when the Pope decides to click his fingers one day and suddenly 'Hey presto' purgatory just vanished out of its imaginary existence.

    Magic?







    Or witchcraft?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Clearly you and I have never met :

    If we would have , you'd know my nature , and would know my above statement to be true x

    As is , I do hope to never meet you .


    You are mostly entertaining , and I do enjoy most of your nonsensical posts / threads , but in the end

    you just sound bitter and cynical to the core.

    : That is the one reliably constant Westie x

    Pity
    what made you think I would meet you in the first place sweetie? So we'll never meet. Thats my dinner fucked. Ill never be the same again. what Im saying is true also. you wont find a single person on this planet that we go to work for free. None. We dont you just give freebies so? youll have all the "customers" in the world. By the way aim lower for a low blow.

    Till we meet (hehhehehe),
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    not a litre of your mistress' piss no?
    That would happen during the session and her sweet nectar is one of my favourite tipples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinACE View Post
    but afterwards I need loads of water......
    And I like a cup of cappucino + biscuits, or cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    And I like a cup of cappucino + biscuits, or cake.
    some thing hot man

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    Most will offer drinks to kill time or you nothing to say to client, especially at the start

    I guess if you get offered alot says something about ya
    I get the drink while the client is in the shower and it's there by the bedside when he wants it. Usually it gets drank at the end of the booking. I can't imagine using it to waste time, what other tricks of the trade do you know of?

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