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[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

I write what my heart begs my fingers to give expression too, what feeble extremities we are cursed by nature to take on such a task as to emote what our souls nourish and our desires consume.

I wish you well my love, I wish to dwell on you’re mind and think of me kind, you have reborn what was a husk to more then I dared dream I could be. You did this Liz,

You,

Beautiful you.

[Hot Lizzy]

I write what my heart begs my fingers to give expression too, what feeble extremities we are cursed by nature to take on such a task as to emote what our souls nourish and our desires consume.

I wish you well my love, I wish to dwell on you’re mind and think of me kind, you have reborn what was a husk to more then I dared dream I could be. You did this Liz,

You,

Beautiful you.

Ahhhhhhhh thanks.......xxxxxx

[nick cotton]

I write what my heart begs my fingers to give expression too, what feeble extremities we are cursed by nature to take on such a task as to emote what our souls nourish and our desires consume. I wish you well my love, I wish to dwell on youre mind and think of me kind, you have reborn what was a husk to more then I dared dream I could be. You did this Liz, You, Beautiful you.

WHAT AN EFFING LOAD OF F**KIN OLD F**K

[Hot Lizzy]

WHAT AN EFFING LOAD OF F**KIN OLD F**K

Go wash you mouth out with carbolic........

Then go and give experienced puter a visit and get your van back.


The hot one...xxxxxx

[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

A tortured soul who knows no love
Must find release by wearing glove

[Hot Lizzy]

A tortured soul who knows no love
Must find release by wearing glove

Gordon,

My darling just shut up and make me some grub will you please i'm fucking starving here.

A nice mushroom and cheese omlette and some chips and side salad would go down a treat please.

Thank you my love.........hurry it up im so hungry for that and then i want you talking dirty to me and whispering sweet nothings as we make love together........

Tummy's rubling - not really that sexy now is it.


Love you and no drink driving the papers have had enough of us lately. I though can never have enough of you......you hunk of burning love.....meow........xxxxxxx



You bit on the side.......xxxxxxx

[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

You are no bit on the side my love of my loins you are the main course at a banquet fit for the kings of the desert sands.

Come aide me to pitch my bellowing tent in these Bedouin tribal lands. Leave you’re footprints on the shifting sands of my desires so that I may track you across 1000 Arabian nights and if it please you allow me to softly touch the magic lamp only you possess and a chosen few to caress and beseech you to grant my deepest wish.

Which mine is but to defend with this earthly shell you’re holy land and sacred places from pillage by infidels and to worship you, the Mecca of what men crave and Medina of the mind.

Face East I must, face East I trust, for look due East to find a feast.

[Hot Lizzy]

You are no bit on the side my love of my loins you are the main course at a banquet fit for the kings of the desert sands.

Come aide me to pitch my bellowing tent in these Bedouin tribal lands. Leave you’re footprints on the shifting sands of my desires so that I may track you across 1000 Arabian nights and if it please you allow me to softly touch the magic lamp only you possess and a chosen few to caress and beseech you to grant my deepest wish.

Which mine is but to defend with this earthly shell you’re holy land and sacred places from pillage by infidels and to worship you, the Mecca of what men crave and Medina of the mind.

Face East I must, face East I trust, for look due East to find a feast.

Darling,

Im starving what part of that didn't you get - read my lips.........if you are not going to be my person chef today then i will have to have a bowl of special K.......and you know what that does to me..........drop a jean size, thats what it claims, oh that i wore jeans.

Anyway.........pass me the menu and i will be a paying customer seems the easiest thing to do ..........and with the omlette etc., i would like a nice glass of Iron Bru.........you get that........the diet one of course.

Now jump too it.........the special K is making me want to heave......


Your hungry girlfriend....xxxxxxx

[Gordon F**king Ramsey]

read my lips

I cannot read you’re lips as I am blinded by your beauty but as you know my fingers are both supple and inquisitive and learn the contours of a woman with ease so I will feel you’re lips on my next visit to the library of lust that is Liz for you are both romance and fantasy combined and are a page turner that I never wish to get to the end of our magical fairytale.

Patience my sweet, you will be filled by my cuisine very soon. xxx

[JR Ewing]

F**k off Gordon Ramsey