Originally Posted by
Gordon F**king Ramsey
Put you’re soft ear up to the monitor Liz……………no my sweet closer then that I want to whisper something so no one else can hear. That’s better now close your eyes and listen carefully…
[Pssst….I meet you in Cork but my time with you has brought out my creative side that lay dormant till our meeting]
Am I this NBT? You’re feminine heart alone must answer what I will not as my privacy in matters of intimacy is sacrosanct my dearest Elizabeth but thank you for a wonderful appointment…neigh that is not the word I am searching my soul to secure to moistened lip……my time was a Cirque du Solei of pleasure to which only a few will savour as the taste buds of mere men are not accustomed to such delicacy’s as passed my lips and washed down by the sweetness of you’re gentleness and wish to sate my every wanton desire to the depths of my being.
Thank you, thank you, trice thank you. I will melt away as swiftly as I came in the guise of another more worthy of your wisdom and wit.