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    Quote Originally Posted by Banger View Post
    A cigar? Who the fuck are you? George Burns?
    Monty Burns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    So im walking along in town minding my own fuckin business and I light up a cigar. This Japanese woman comes along and puts a mask over her face. Well excuse me. FFS it was in the city centre, two buses and cars were flying past, fumes exixting buildings and chimneys and this moron only sees my cigar. No wonder they were nuked. They should be nuked again as they have f'all manners. At least She saw me coming unlike the yanks at Pearl harbour.

    cheeky bitch,
    Westside.
    Sometimes people overreact,it's something we have to deal with... I think nuking a country because someone took offence to your filthy habit is not one of these cases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Yes Im sure. I unlike some can control my bowels.

    Westside.
    You don't half talk some shite though... Just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_m View Post
    You don't half talk some shite though... Just saying
    Verbal diarrhoea?

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    Hi MR West
    can you put all you posts in the( negative thread )please
    Thanks a bunch

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    Would an Escort mind awfully if you lit up a big Cuban cigar after a good rigorous sex session,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Banger View Post
    Would an Escort mind awfully if you lit up a big Cuban cigar after a good rigorous sex session,
    yea with an expression on his face like
    who's the man
    i'm the man
    Last edited by tom sand; 18-03-15 at 22:51. Reason: picture of westside

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    This appears tome to be a racist comment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    So im walking along in town minding my own fuckin business and I light up a cigar. This Japanese woman comes along and puts a mask over her face. Well excuse me. FFS it was in the city centre, two buses and cars were flying past, fumes exixting buildings and chimneys and this moron only sees my cigar. No wonder they were nuked. They should be nuked again as they have f'all manners. At least She saw me coming unlike the yanks at Pearl harbour.

    cheeky bitch,
    Westside.
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Was it a Hamlet or similiar?

    Try a Romeo y Julieta, a beautiful cuban cigar, hand rolled on the inner thighs of nublile beauties.

    The "Decent Cigar Emporium" have them.

    The ladies will be following the aroma like Monica Lewinsky
    Hamlet.

    the cigar,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    She should have given you a swift kick in the stones
    Naw then shed want me forever.

    Westside.

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