It's the 14th March and you should know what that means.
It's time to cook up a big, fat mouth watering steak and the receive a glorious blow job!
Yes, I'm talking about STEAK AND BLOW JOB DAY!!
But for those who are single, unlucky in love, why don't you book a dinner date with a lovely lady and take her out for a steak. Once you have enjoy the steak, go back to an apartment, or a hotel and then just lie back and relax while the lady you desire will take you up in to heaven.
And in other, not so interesting news, today is also Pi day.
Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th (3/14) around the world.
Pi (Greek letter “”) is the symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant — the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter — which is approximately 3.14159.
Pi has been calculated to over one trillion digits beyond its decimal point. As an irrational and transcendental number, it will continue infinitely without repetition or pattern. While only a handful of digits are needed for typical calculations, Pi’s infinite nature makes it a fun challenge to memorize, and to computationally calculate more and more digits.
Also, 3.14 flipped backwards, spells pie.