One sec Anna I can't hear you it’s a little muffled in here…………….[POP] ah that’s better, my word it’s warm in there. Little caught for space but luckily I’m part ostrich so just the head out of sight and I’m happy.
Just one problem and I hate to be a nuisance but I brought my suitcase and well I could only find one place to put it but for some reason every time I open it I can hear a faint ohhh ahhhhh sound from you. I can’t imagine what the suitcase is rubbing against but if it's causing you any bother you just let me know. We are going to be neighbors and its best we sort out these things from the get go.
I think this will work out fine, just think of the advantages,
An extra set of claws to hold onto the shopping bags with on the way home,
Never be short of a quill to write with,
Never sleep it in ever again as you will have an in built alarm cock (I mean clock, sorry)
Finally find out which comes first, the chicken or the egg (alas it’s me )
The list is endless
But not sure what you’re clients will make of it but it’ll sure make for some interesting reviews.
[Anna was great but the chicken wasn’t really trying] or worse [the chicken was great but Anna wasn’t really trying]
Oh I invited some friends round for a little house warming (not that it needs warming mind) so don’t wait up as when we old cluckers get together we can’t be stopped nattering. Now I know what you are thinking….we will wreck the place but I promise we will be a good as gold.
Now where will I park me bicycle?
Nighty nite neighbour, sleep tight…..I know I will (you don’t snore do you?)
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Ah Jeez Oven Ready would u ever get rid of that coloured writing its dreadful & stop chatting up that luscious Anna S. I'm getting jealous & remember I eat turkey all year round too..
Hi Lizzy,
IP address should be in header if it was hotmail. You need to view full email header and IP should be in there somewhere, think it is call X-originator IP or something like that. I am only saying this because if someone on here is harassing you and you can provide us with their IP we can then ban their IP from this site plus identify any accounts they have here.
Pat x
But I love pink Ex P, don’t you You don’t prefer………
Brown do yah?!!!
You should see the beautiful shade of pink that my new pad is painted, all mod cons, central heating, hot running water which I have no control over but hey it's Anna’s gaff and she’s got first call. It just means I have be quick to a catch shower. It’s even got an intercom button that when I press it it never fails to get Anna’s attention. Not many chickens have a penthouse pad like this. And all I have to do is pop the head out and the view is stunning.
Don’t be jealous, Anna and me are just twat mates
I am looking for a summer residence Ex P if you have a spare room at the back.
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Hi Patricia and to all at E-I.........
Firstly I would like to wish you all there a very Happy, Healthy and Prosperous 2009 -
I have seen nor heard not another word from this person after i informed him that he would be sent several mails from people on this site that cared not a jot what he had written - sorry to say i do believe he was 'spammed' but about 10 people on here with mail telling him where to go and to 'knock it on the head' - he has -
A friend of mine has dealt with the matter for me, he is an I.T. wizz and has some connections with the 'force' - get my drift.......he knows just where and who it came from and let me know too.
Should i receive any more filth like this then i will pass on all details but i think that we both know it won't happen again........I would of cut and paste it for all to see but it was very detremental your site and to you.......that would just be letting him win - as you know cutting and pasting is not my forte.......he also slagged off my web manager which is not acceptable either as i know he has made many websites for girls that work in Ireland, all of which i thought that it best not to be on here or come to that anywhere.
My warmest regards to you and yours,
Liz Hilton xxx
Or.......Anna was desperate to cum,but her cock was dead
What’s the difference between sexy and kinky?
Sexy is when you use a feather but kinky is when you use the whole chicken
I will lend you my mate for your bicycle
Just on flat boundaries and stuff. I don’t mind you borrowing any of my things but my little pink bike is only meant for one at a time so quit showing off,
I wouldn’t mind but she has her own,
Remind me to NEVER borrow her bike
And if you are out for a cycle, watch out for cracks on the road.
My dearest cock,we aint neighbours,you re in my property
You know what they say…..possession is nine tenths of the law sexy
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