Martha Dias (1730-1800)

Here lies the body of Martha Dias,
Who was always uneasy and totally over pious.
She lived to the age of threescore and ten,
And gave that to the worms she refused to all men.

Name Unknown (C18th)
Here lies my poor wife, much lamented,
She is happy and I am contented.

Elizabeth Charlotte (date unknown)

Here lie the bones of Elizabeth Charlotte
Born a virgin, died a harlot.
She was aye a virgin at seventeen
A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.

Name unknown (C19th)
Here lies my dear wife, a slattern and a shrew.
If I said I regretted her, I should lie too.