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    Mine's goin to be "Stiff at last" after the funny story.
    but my fav is "I told you I was ill" Spike Milligan.

    What would you like on yours?

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    cremation ftw, fuc this being burried lark..


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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    cremation ftw, fuc this being burried lark..
    Theres an idea, get buried at sea and still have a tombstone somewhere that says "Gone Fishing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Theres an idea, get buried at sea and still have a tombstone somewhere that says "Gone Fishing"
    or "Bin Laden...
    Last edited by funlover12; 06-03-15 at 15:59. Reason: @sea"


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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Mine's goin to be "Stiff at last" after the funny story.
    but my fav is "I told you I was ill" Spike Milligan.

    What would you like on yours?
    I don't regret the things I have done
    I regret the things I have not done.
    I am who I am and I am happy with who I am.

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    King Charles II
    (1630-85)
    God bless our good and gracious King,
    Whose promise none relied on;
    Who never said a foolish thing,
    Nor ever did a wise one.

    And the classic,
    This is the grave of Mike ODay
    Who died maintaining his right of way.
    He right was clear his will was strong.
    But hes just as dead as if hed been wrong.

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    Martha Dias (1730-1800)

    Here lies the body of Martha Dias,
    Who was always uneasy and totally over pious.
    She lived to the age of threescore and ten,
    And gave that to the worms she refused to all men.

    Name Unknown (C18th)
    Here lies my poor wife, much lamented,
    She is happy and I am contented.

    Elizabeth Charlotte (date unknown)

    Here lie the bones of Elizabeth Charlotte
    Born a virgin, died a harlot.
    She was aye a virgin at seventeen
    A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.

    Name unknown (C19th)
    Here lies my dear wife, a slattern and a shrew.
    If I said I regretted her, I should lie too.

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    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!" General John Sedgwick at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House immediately before being killed by enemy fire.

    "Let all brave Prussians follow me!" Field Marshal Kurt Christoph Graf von Schwerin at the Battle of Prague, immediately before getting hit in the head by a cannonball.

    "Don't worry, it's not loaded." Terry Kath of the band Chicago, just before putting a pistol to his temple and pulling the trigger.

    "Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me." Lee Harvey Oswald, convicted killer of John F. Kennedy, moments before getting shot by Jack Ruby.

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    H from Steps gravestone.

    Simple and classic.



    Rest In Peace H.

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