Escort directions

[KevinACE]

I have seen some disparaging and stupid remarks on here recently about the ability of clients to follow directions to an escort’s apartment.

The clarity with which an escort can hear a client does not necessarily reflect the clarity with which a client can hear her. Intelligent escorts realise that;

A, clients are likely using a cheap ‘punting’ phone with poor acoustics.
B, mobile reception can be very poor in some areas for some providers.
C, escorts rarely have clear diction or pronunciation and different accents can be difficult to interpret
D, wind, traffic and other background noises can make it very difficult to hear someone clearly on a mobile
E, When a client is not sure that he has heard something correctly, it is natural and prudent to repeat it for confirmation.


Over the years I have had many clear directions that have been easy to follow but many directions that have been almost impossible to decipher. I think that every escort should devise a simple, concise text message with directions that she can send to clients if they appear to have a difficulty understanding her. The escort should ask her clients to help perfect the message from a client’s viewpoint.

If clients are finding it difficult to follow your directions you need to ask what you are doing wrong and not blame the clients.

I had to walk around in the cold winter wind one night because of crappy directions. I found her eventually after like 20 mins. Then she couldn't understand when I said I was freezing. Being a gentleman, I wasn't going to blame her of course.

[Budfox]

Never really had a problem with directions, sometimes background traffic can make it difficult to hear and i do need to repeat the directions to her out loud to be sure which really does kind of make it obvious what i'm doing to some people.

A text should be kind of a last resort imo.

[SteveB]

Sometimes, if you are really lucky, you do hear what she says, and understand completely.
Then, all you have to do, is work out what she really meant.

[JAMESCORK]

I have seen some disparaging and stupid remarks on here recently about the ability of clients to follow directions to an escort’s apartment.

The clarity with which an escort can hear a client does not necessarily reflect the clarity with which a client can hear her. Intelligent escorts realise that;

A, clients are likely using a cheap ‘punting’ phone with poor acoustics.
B, mobile reception can be very poor in some areas for some providers.
C, escorts rarely have clear diction or pronunciation and different accents can be difficult to interpret
D, wind, traffic and other background noises can make it very difficult to hear someone clearly on a mobile
E, When a client is not sure that he has heard something correctly, it is natural and prudent to repeat it for confirmation.


Over the years I have had many clear directions that have been easy to follow but many directions that have been almost impossible to decipher. I think that every escort should devise a simple, concise text message with directions that she can send to clients if they appear to have a difficulty understanding her. The escort should ask her clients to help perfect the message from a client’s viewpoint.

If clients are finding it difficult to follow your directions you need to ask what you are doing wrong and not blame the clients.

Bang on Mex... As usual you will get the fully fluent English speaking escorts here saying you are a twat and you need a hearing aid... but you are dead right, they are not the ones at the other end of the phone...

I think I am intelligent enough to understand basic English, I also think I have adapted over the years to turn "Ruddersnkay" into "Rodgersons Quay" ... but some of the directions are abysmal... You cant blame the girls tho, its not their language, but the person letting them the apartment, or the girl in question should demand at least, to be graced with a phonetic "Rod-ger-sons-key" type landmark or two pre typed or written out ...

Its not always our fault... so girls, remember we are fuck off horny to see you... be patient... as a last resort send the fuckin text FFS...

Women!!!!!

[willie wacker]

I have seen some disparaging and stupid remarks on here recently about the ability of clients to follow directions to an escort’s apartment.

The clarity with which an escort can hear a client does not necessarily reflect the clarity with which a client can hear her. Intelligent escorts realise that;

A, clients are likely using a cheap ‘punting’ phone with poor acoustics.
B, mobile reception can be very poor in some areas for some providers.
C, escorts rarely have clear diction or pronunciation and different accents can be difficult to interpret
D, wind, traffic and other background noises can make it very difficult to hear someone clearly on a mobile
E, When a client is not sure that he has heard something correctly, it is natural and prudent to repeat it for confirmation.


Over the years I have had many clear directions that have been easy to follow but many directions that have been almost impossible to decipher. I think that every escort should devise a simple, concise text message with directions that she can send to clients if they appear to have a difficulty understanding her. The escort should ask her clients to help perfect the message from a client’s viewpoint.

If clients are finding it difficult to follow your directions you need to ask what you are doing wrong and not blame the clients.

Spot on mexicanpete and well said.
No norm for me is , the better English, the easier to find the place.
And yes when outside and the wind blowing it can be hard to hear the direction.
A text with a proper address can make life easier for us

[bigmango]

Sending a text is not advisable, we get a lot of location seekers, guys who want to find out where you are working from & possibility cause trouble. The usual set up is you ring to confirm, ring from a landmark then you are directed to the apartment. This ensures the discretion of a 'working' apartment or your location. To send out a text with directions to your location, is asking for trouble. I've never had anyone complain that they haven't understood my directions.

Sandy x

I do not agree as most clued in Escorts will divide up their location directions into three steps, namely
(a) First send you a text message with directions to a Landmark near their location with instructions to phone or text them when you have arrived at the Landmark location.
(b)Then after you contact them after arriving at the Landmark location they will text you with more precise directions to a place nearer their location with a request for you to go there and then phone them for further directions.
(c) On receipt on the phone contact - then & only then will the Escort conform their exact location.

Punters should help Escorts create text messages with decent & accurate directions.

[SmallHorn]

As per my review cherry even a blind man could find his way to your door
Directions very clear and easy to understand. All we have to do is follow them and that seems to be the difficult part

Thinking with the small head is the problem

[xcitedcork]

have to agree also with mexican pete on this one specifically if escort doesnt have english as first language, it can be extremely difficult to work out. also not sure what difference it is sexy sandy as you will be giving same directions anyway over the phone than you might by text, if someone wants the direction for a sinister reason they are going to get it from you anyway arent they by pretending to be a client?

[nonpareil]

If you are on foot, heavy traffic noise can make it difficult to hear even native English speakers .Also if English is a second language pronunciation of landmarks can be very different to the natives even if everything else was intelligible. I was speaking face to face recently with someone with as near perfect English as makes no difference and something called Perry's was mentioned.All I could hear several times was Paris, until she showed me on the Internet.

[ALoverOfBoobs]

One of the downfalls of punting and something that has always annoyed me. Not always the fault of the lady but on both sides, accents can be a problem.. poor knowledge of the area you are in.. and on the side of the punter bad quality phone. As mentioned by a couple of others already I too have just given up in frustration at terrible directions or the girl loosing her cool because you asked her to repeat something. On the other hand.. I've gotten some very simple and precise directions too in the past and yes.. the text helps a lot girls