Do men really wank differently...

[SmallHorn]

no james i am a man
god thats sounds good
i am a man

A feminine man

[tom sand]

A feminine man

no
get lost smallhorn
i will slap your ass

[SmallHorn]

Try it bitch and Ill pluck all your feathers

[Ladyvonteese]

The no hands wank some guys do it when they put a towel under themselves, lay flat (face down) and rub their bodies like a whale out of water "hence the no hands wank", but only met two of these types who wank like this while been in Ireland.

And yes of course I am serious just encase its a piss take, the sock is just a normal one honey, well for some of the very young guys still living at home with mummy or who want me to be their mummy.x

Lady Von Teese

[QUOTE=JAMESCORK;1514967]WTF.... How could a guy wank with no hands FFS...

[Ted Baxter]

Wanking is done best in private and after all you need to concentration and you can't Really do it with distraction going on in the background with a Crowd!!!!

[tom sand]

no
get lost smallhorn
i will slap your ass

smalhorn
fuck off
ps you know i love you

[tom sand]

[QUOTE=Ladyvonteese;1515077]The no hands wank some guys do it when they put a towel under themselves, lay flat (face down) and rub their bodies like a whale out of water "hence the no hands wank", but only met two of these types who wank like this while been in Ireland.

And yes of course I am serious just encase its a piss take, the sock is just a normal one honey, well for some of the very young guys still living at home with mummy or who want me to be their mummy.x

Lady Von Teese

WTF.... How could a guy wank with no hands FFS...

Thanks LVT
I think they have a magic wand
(a little joke there)

[Ladyvonteese]

I am guessing you have not gone to some of the same clubs I have gone to in London and around the world honey as I am sure there is very many that would totally disagree with your statement who have been. x

All the best
Lady Von Teese

Wanking is done best in private and after all you need to concentration and you can't Really do it with distraction going on in the background with a Crowd!!!!

[Meursault]

The no hands wank some guys do it when they put a towel under themselves, lay flat (face down) and rub their bodies like a whale out of water "hence the no hands wank", but only met two of these types who wank like this while been in Ireland.

And yes of course I am serious just encase its a piss take, the sock is just a normal one honey, well for some of the very young guys still living at home with mummy or who want me to be their mummy.x

Lady Von Teese

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Dead+hand+gang

[Ladyvonteese]

Lol loll Good one honey, just want I needed something to remind me of my young ex. loll

Lady Von Teese

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Dead+hand+gang