Ladyvonteese (01-03-15)
of course all men do it...but some of us are way more creative........
or maybe just so horny that we get incredibly weird and dirty....
i know some guy thats cut a hole in a watermelon....
and iv heard of guys doing the sit on hand to numb it method....
hell iv even heard of guys using the hoover lmao!
me?....i usually go for the normal standard wank.
flesh lights can be awesome though.
and one time....there was a back massager in the house. i was horny. no one was in. now this was a plug in and vibrate thing. it had two spheres that just vibrated so.....i turned it on, stuck a video on and placed it on the fernum of my cock.
BEST orgasm i have ever had and im not ashamed to admit it fuckin hell! powerful!
Thus could be the first of a spate of wanking threads -just think you could have-
Wanking outdoors
Wanking to music
Marathon wanking
Mutual wanking
Wanking in a car
When did you start wanking
Why wank when an escort is at the end of a phone
Some girls say that some callers actually wank when they are on the phone to escorts
just thinking out loud
Seek and you shall find!
SmallHorn (28-02-15)
Pornhub have created a revolutionary gadget which harnesses the energy garnered from masturbation - because the energy crisis.
The wearable 'wankband' will let you charge your everyday gadgets by harnessing the energy created during your alone times.
"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment", Pornhub say. "At Pornhub we decided to do something about it."
The 'wankband' creates power when moved in an up and down motion. It has a kinetic charger inside stores the electricity generated.
It's still in the develoment phase and Pornhub are looking for testers... So eh, if that interests you...
Other opinions are allowed
Age doesn't equal maturity - just look around !
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joggon (01-03-15)
It's like fingerprints or the lines on your palm, everybody has a different style !!
Circumcised bloke walks into Asda one day and waltzes up to the customer service desk.
"Can I help you, sir?", asks a lady behind the counter.
The gent unzips his fly and slaps his dick on the desk top.
"W-what are you doing, sir?!" exclaims the lady.
"I'd like to see you try and roll that back!" replied the man.